I need a new name
 

for my WoW character.

currently, it's Djiin. but Djinn paid someone 5000g so that he could fuck them, and I'm sick of being pointed at.

my character is:

a priest
blue
female
from outer space
super hot.

I would prefer names of space monsters if you can think of them (I'd use Ghidra, but I have that one taken).

GOGOGOGO with ridiculous suggestions that I'll never use!!

fartingloudly
belchinggrossly
that odd bloke who thinks he's a robot

You'd better not be rude about those, I logged back in just to post them. I'm going to be late home for my tea now.




EDIT: That's a good one
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Chlymidia

Wowbagger the infinitely prolonged

edit - more douglas adams

Agrajg
Eccentrica Galumbits
Gargravarr
Gogrilla Mincefriend
Grunthos the Flatulent
Hotblack Desiato
Lintilla
Majikthise
Vroomfondle
Phouchg
Prostetnik Vogon Jeltz
Veet Voojagig

there are so many more
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minor_characters_from_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_th e_Galaxy

these would work brilliantly for real life, or say, this message board, but in WoW I don't like to be laughed at.

I want a name that evokes tears in the emo children that die by my hand.

I'll make sure my assistant sends you some cake for Christmas.



that would work, but I'm sure it's either taken, or would result in my name being force-changed to something stupid.



of all the people here that might be able to help me with the name of a cool space monster from Nippon, I would think it'd be you.

please try again.

[edit: I see what you did there. I want Gawdzilla era space monsters though!! does Mothra's midget princesses have individual names?]

I think I might have a winner:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_r..._films#Kilaaks

although I'm tempted to go with Ghidorah or Ghidrah.

this is serious fucking business people! it's going to cost me $10!!

odins_hero.

You could name yourself "Needa Moorcock" after Michael Moorcock, the author of Stormbringer and consultant to Hawkwind. That way you'd be soliciting for cock and still be getting cred from the geekiest among you.

By the way, I think it's funny that I get picked on routinely by Savage Clone for only liking older bands considering that he often writes about a space rock/metal band from the '70s whose songwriting often derives from Michael Moorcock, an icon of the Dungeon & Dragons gaming (nerd) community.
And that's right folks, he's the same chap who makes fun of Led Zeppelin for a few disparate Tolkien references, mostly for Robert Plant's voice though.

thank you, however I cannot use more than one name, and I have plenty o' cock already.

PS: if Plentyocock wouldn't get me banned, I'd consider it.

PSPS: I love spacerock and monster's manual but not heavy metal.

PSPSPS: I'm nerd and I'm proud.

well, I know y'all have been on the edge of yr fuckin' seats over this one, but my name is now Ghidrah and it's going to be another 90 days before I can have another "name change operation".

please feel free to use this thread to continue to call me names though.

:D

why new name man? you are already most categorically THE FLOTZ!!

but if you're not happy with that, try maybe "whipped"?

--

o wait. this is about some dorky crap. sorry, i'n not completely qualified-- i lack the devotion to D&D games.

WoW?

i like odd bloke who thinks he's a robot.

dianogah

analia

if you coukd show me a picture i could decide from there.

although it's easy to play it off as being dorky, nobody that I play with really is.... :p

it's a time sink that's better than TV, and again, I like pushing buttons that make children cry.

thanks for the continued suggestions, however the name change has gone through as Ghidorah (more thanks to MF Doom than 'zilla though).

PS: I am a robot. there is not "thinking" involved (ever).

A robot with 15 dollars a month to spare.

i amigine you as a cross between jonny 5 and a photocopier.

I was thinking a fax machine and a canister vacuum.

sez you


with that calling, you could have been a pediatrician


that's a girl name


ha ha

dork

:D

that's pocket change for a high roller such as myself.

hell, you can't even go see a movie for that price.

besides, can you really put a price on the tears of children??



close! but with big metal pincers for arms and a flame-thrower mouth.

Ahem.
His character is a GIRL.

sez them! I just know that since *I* am not a dork, surely they aren't either.

is there an emoticon for shifty eyes??


learn2read. I'm a priest!



learn2read.

my character is a hot space chick!

either way, Ghidrah is the name of a male monster (ie: King Ghidrah/Ghidorah/Ghidra). doesn't matter because it ambiguous enough to work (unlike say, something like Frank).

this is a lesson I learned from a friend a long time ago.

after asking him why he would play female characters, I was told: "if I'm going to spend 100 hours looking at the backside of a character, I'd rather it be hot".

he's like a fucking idiot guru or something, but fuck if he wasn't right. I'm smoking hot in my dress!!


stix 'n stonez.

!@#$%! apparently thinks that he is immunized against dorkdom by doing really cool things like proclaiming his undying love for Susan Sontag repeatedly on a public forum.

Pot, meet alphabet soup.

liking susan sontag is considered dorky? where in redneck america is that?

anyway, please, count me in.

I was just saying that nerdly devotion comes in many guises.
We are all nerdly in thousands of ways.

yes, but taking potshots at flotzy is a good lunchbreak pastime

"Moorcock" by itself then?

How old is most of the krautrock? Wasn't most of it recorded thirty to forty years ago, Clone?

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The defining era of krautrock was in the early to mid 70s, yes, but it can definitely be said that the genre persists and is still being made today by bands from many different countries, just like a lot of other genres that can be traced to previous decades.

Saarjjnlarkyv

now i see why girlgun calls you her wife. :(

It's a more respectful term than "bitch."

nah, that's pure ball busting.

my WoW character is for killing pixels, not fucking (although I'm sure there are some who get a kick out of that kind of thing).



the Moors were mostly from Spain. I'm part Irish, English, French and a little bit of Cherokee. Moorcock would feel like false advertising.

SPACECOCK would work, although if I did that I'd have to get used to clone talking about me endlessly.

:eek::(

cankersore.

gawd.

where were you an hour ago??

that name would have been GENIUS.

I was at school.

ed. that is why you wait when you want an opinion, so you can get many responses.

I jumped the gun. :(

but it takes hours for the change to take effect, and I needed to make sure it was ready when I got home!

besides, when I posted this I didn't realize that there were two other acceptable spellings of Ghidra.

I'm sorry.

I'm really fucking sorry. ok??!!

:(

may i suggest...?

http://sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=11722

I don't buy your forgiveness.