God vs Satan
 

disregard the previous poll, this is the good one

It's all good, jah love eternal. And all that bollocks.

ahh
there are to many poll options in this one
it would take me hours to read them all

you screwed up again
start a new one

If the thread title wasn't 'I serve my master' my answer would have been different. I'll chose drugs or things with multiple arms.

i just realized i screwed up again, but what the hell, we can live with that

hah hah, yeah, master my ass.

I choose WEEN

jihad forever!!!

god and his friends wins !

This has been done before.

I don't know what you are writing, you're on my ignore list because you're a fuckwad

Ha...I can't hear you dumbass

We both made two polls, wow. I didn't steal the idea, though. I came up with it on my own. My poll is way better, though.

so what happens next?

I voted for multiple arms or both.

tentacles count as arms, right?

This is the Charles Webster of Bear vs Cantank thread, right?

satan makes for better music.

InI I Jah Rastafari InI I Jah Rastafari..

Selassie I Jah Rastafari! Ever Living, Ever Faithful, Ever True!

There is no Satan. There is no dualism. There is only Jah, who lives and reigns in the hearts of all living creatures. The devil is literally a scapegoat (Leviticus 16) concept designed to let human beings off the hook for their own many flaws. In reality, the devil is simply our own reflection in the mirror. Our mistakes are our own. God is in our hearts, but the devil of our selves often confuses us. People should stop blaming the devil and start to examine themselves..

I beg to differ..

Forever Loving Jah

and even Black Sabbath

Sabbath After Forever
Sabbath National Acrobat

these tunes are not about Satan at all!

whats the score here? What happens next?

Don't you know that Satan is the man? So listen very close cause we got a little plan...

We're gonna have to execute some rich important people
Gonna burn down all the churches and topple all the steeples.
See a frown? Turn that cross upside down.
Grab a gun or baseball bat, let's go to fucking town!
Let's kill the police, I'll be saying little more,
But when the cops come to your door,
Don't forget the choice is yours!

God.. because..gawd

I wonder who voted Jah..
haha. just kidding!

Yeah, that is quite the question. I have no freaking clue... ;)

I see you ascribe to that knights templar/illuminatist free mason religion. creepy. selasa sostenya newo?




while i'm sure you are being ficetious, on the real, I prefer folks who either a) don't believe in any god or b) believe in some kind of god that is not associated with negativity..

but those folks who go all out and say that the judeo-christian "devil/ha'satan" is in fact the real God (ie, the God mentioned in the bible hence illuminatists) are dangerous because those folks are deathly serious, and I am frightened enough of ignorant christians and jews and muslims who promote hate, let alone true satan worshipers..

As far as I've read, satanists don't actually believe in Satan, they just use it to bring attention to the "stupidity" of religion and to freak out Christians.

facetious

im not talking about hippy church of satan satanists, im talking about theistic satanism and forms of serious black magic. These are groups like the Church of Lucifer, certain forms of santaria practiced by central americans (not just in central america, there are a grip of santaria 'botanicas' here in la, a really fucking crazy one walking distance from my house.. bad bad vibes there. you find santaria altars all across los angeles), other freelance devil worshipers and of course, the damned illuminatist free masons. theistic satanism is fucking crazy

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yeah I thought you'd get a kick out of that one ;)

by the way, I know yr the Adversary ( השָׂטָן ) and all, but please..


don't be such a nazi.

again, I know your the dark overlord (השָׂטָן)and all, but seriously..

dude, didn't you catch the

part? I just went off on a tangent about theistic satanism. I also said in there
:)
thats the God I believe in.. the whole vengeful, hateful, spiteful god is way too old fashioned for me.. ;)

"The Lord is not tardy as to the promises of salvation, as some are deeming tardiness, but is PATIENT because of you, NOT INTENDING any to perish, but ALL to make room for repentance." II Peter 4:7

"Now this is the will of He whom sent Me, that all which He has given Me, of it I shall be losing NOTHING, but I will be raising it in the last day." John 6:39

"For neither is the Father judging anyone.." John 5:22

"You are judging according the flesh, I AM NOT JUDGING ANYONE!" John 8:16

sound like a wrathful vengeful god to you?

inb4 religious argument

Oh, now there's a party waiting to happen!

Satan.