ALMOST
 

but not quite.

face it baby, it's true.

ROFL !!!!

I almost fell off the chair when I saw this panda and rabbit and dear leader Kim Jong Il

It's almost as bad as porn, and I might just put you on ignore for making fun of that lama.

Go ahead.

yeah well I have tits. Tits trump funny.

That reminds me of a poof trying to get the latest Madonna record.

Aren't they just dancing?

She's got a point there.

Wendy says you like to lick titties.

she knows, because she's a girl and girls know these things.

it's TRUDE!




note: I'm SO not getting sechs for months after this, but it's the price I pay for ART.

this thread (dedicated to cryptowonderdruginvogue) ALMOST had great potential for big time evil. :(


FAIL.

0/10 *'s

I tried to neg rep myself. I got:

Quote:

This post has not received any reputation. You currently have -29834234795955 reputation points.

FAIL.

that's almost the nicest thing anybody's said to me (today) and I'm almost in tears.

I'm crying on the inside.

don't worry. i took care of you, lil lady.

i save the good stuff for when we're alone.

OH, SNAP.

you really did!

take some yrself then Ms. "I like rep".


:mad:

PS: yr pushing it.

evil is something she excels at.

there's no almost about it.

she's a lot more evil than I am.

I almost feel bad for giving her red-rep though (only because I've never done it before and now I feel.....dirty).

really dirty.

i almost wonder where kim buys his clothes.

Evil>funny.
Sayin'.

tits>evil>funny.

i win twice. poor mrs.

LOLSPIDERS

HI 2 U sissy britches.

I have some britches, but they are former DDR police issue, so I don't know if they're technically "sissy britches."
Commie britches, perhaps.

we're through.

what's scarier to yr ilk, spiders or jesus??

We call that alcoholism.

Im not sure??!?!? :(

I'd delete my post (becuz I loves u), but the red-rep and you quoting my post makes that unpossible.

:)

I can give you some more red candies if you like them so much.

That's what makes the orgy so bizarre.

something tells me that as soon as I get close to yr car, I'll never be heard from again. :eek:

Lucky for you I got rid of my car a year ago and I only ride a bicycle these days.

I almost thought this thread was about Jaguar Paw, from Apocalypto...

that movie made me think that Mel Gibson was Jesus.

seriously.


and actually, you win a cookie, because yes that was the inspiration for the thread title.....well that and cryptowonderdruginvogue.. :D

Mel Gibson and Apocalypto has been described as a cross between the 3 Stooges and Bravieheart, which, IMHO, is not a very bad actually.

maybe you guys should get married.

Maybe you could clear out some PMs.

oops! i did.

LAWLSSSS!

i know what you're tlaking abot