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I have lost faith
in bookstore restrooms.

I love to eat
All that I have killed.

What's with this shit?
Are haikus too hard?

They are for me
i am not a jap.

Haikus are cool,
Universal style.

I have four words.
Oh shit, now there's nine.

Please don't let this
thread die, I like it.

I shall save it,
It was a good idea.

You foolish fool,
you just messed it up!

But I'm not mad,
you only meant well.

You are rude, I should have never bothered.

I feel somewhat foolish
and my confidence is shaken.

what does the title of this thread mean?

Like I said, I'm
not at all angry.

I seem to stick
my foot in my mouth.

If I said some-
thing mean, I'm sorry.

Four syllables,
then five syllables.

Fuck that,
I was wrong.

your mom smells like
a dirty harlot

Why do you have
to degrade my thread?

Potty mouths are
just that; filled with poo.

the taste of poop
is quite delicious

flashbeagle is
quite underrated

somehow it still
makes me laugh and smile

//notahaiku// Absurd! Those awful songs they made Patty sing bring tears to my eyes.. //notahaiku//

snoopy dances
i block out the rest

i think patty
got a real raw deal

my mom is watch
ing Oklahoma.

i am not a
fan of musicals.

Wasting my life
on Sonic Gossip.

I could be out
Wheeling and dealing.

Instead I'm here
making shit couplets.

My friends aren't 'round.
Fuck those asshole pricks.

this is about
as close to a mis

sion statement as
we're going to get.

too close to wind
my eyes never closed

Far-side crust burnt
My lunch is pizza

seems very daft
I'm not taking part

I want a go
But I don't know how

If you want to
fly, just miss the ground.

Only one day,
and it's on page two.

Never fear though,
I won't let it die.

You may try to
kill it, but you can't.

If I do this
once a day, it lives.

scissor shock now
selling travolta
hey 5 dollars
gets you good tunes-ah
give me your cash
so i can buy moogs
i learned how to
advertise in haiku

i love Guitar
Wolf, they are so rad.

signed up for my
classes today, yes.

Jesus is dead,
No one really cares.

HA HA goo goo
went the Thurston Moore.

mind you, boarders
this is just a test

never written
an haiku before.

My class canceled;
"Critics of Modern."

Not enough of
students in the seats.

My course units!
I need it replaced.

A.S.A.P.
School starts tomorrow.

If not, I'm screwed.
Four year plan goodbye.

At least I'll have
Chinese for my lunch.

the bus was over-
crowded again
people stuffing
into available spaces

i was searching
for dust
inbetween the cracks
on their faces

following four
comes the number five

This ain't haikus.
This is four then five.

in my medicine cabinet
the winter fly
died of old age

Fuck convention!
Pizza for breakfast.

What is the point
When you can go swim?

I think some peo-
ple don't get the point.

Like someone said,
these are not haikus.

First line is four,
second line is five.

No worries though,
it would be foolish

To let something
on the net bug me.