i have an announcement
 

i'm eating a grilled ham and cheese sandwich on WHITE bread
maybe i'll gain some weight

Bravo!

I had some quiche, and fat-free pringles, and vitamin water. Maybe I'll lose some...

the virgin mary approves.

 

Weight gain and a few clogged arteries, no doubt!

ooh it feels all warm and gooey in my tummy

The resultant diarrhea cleans you out real neat.

I don't know. They are BBQ ones though, and they taste better than the normal BBQ ones.

god damnit i want some pringles.

yey!

Fair enoughski.

i dont quite believe you, can you post a pic of yourself as proof for all to see?

you don't believe that i'm eating a sandwich?
do you want me to puke it up? it's all in my estomago, senor.

you're right, she should. do it.

They are soooooo good!

How do they cook them then? Are they just sliced raw potatoes in a tube?

if thats what it takes. i want to see digestive juices and all please.

You can write a letter to them and ask?

Tesco shuts at 10pm. I've got 50 minutes to resist the urge to go and buy (non fat-free) pringles.

see, I never really liked them. They're not real chips, unlike Lays.

Lays > Pringles

somewhere on this computer i have a picture of me piss drunk laughing hysterically after i puked and the puke is included in the photo. if you wanna see some puke. i'd rather not puke right now. i'll lose the warm gooey feeling in my tummy.

Well, some people may not mind going to the trouble of taking a look on the tube. I was asking rhetorically, but now I'm curious.

It is made with Olestra


After reading the rest of the article, I'm not so sure I should have finished off the tube.

That's it, I'm off to buy some full fat pringles and sour cream dip.

Enjoy, fat ass.

Enjoy your anal leakage, skinny ass.

This is for jon boy...
CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK.

"I wish to register a complaint!"



"This Pringle is dead!"
"It's not dead sir, it's just sleeping"

Public bulimia at its worst.

What's that circle doing there?

Putting perspective on the debauchery!

i have no idea what that is. i didn't take the picture, nor was it taken on my camera.

may i remind you that i was not actually puking, rather the photo was taken after the fact and i was indeed just having a jolly good laugh. (i am aware that british people don't actually say that. do they?)

This one does!

"Jolly good" is best used ironically.

I think it's funny when anyone under 70 says this and means it.

I probably started saying it ironically, same with "bless you" (used instead of thank you). But I now say them both automatically.

exactly as it should be used.
pip pip, cheerio.

Mustard?

Maybe swa(y) was making a Richard Brautigan reference.
That would be pretty great, but I have my doubts.

that is not becoming of a lady.

Fortunately, she is no lady.

i was tempted to post something bad here but i won't take my crabbiness out on anyone today.

i'll try, i can't make any promises...