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ah bunnie i love your madness. i'd love to document your career, but i'm too lazy for that. i hope someone else does anyway.

and PLEASE don't take down your posts like you did the last time. i know you're all zen-like with the impermanence of things but cmon, this is memorable.

nooo! nooo! please...

can i bribe you somehow?

then again, you could channel your suicidal impulses into a cult of the apocalypse, which is still harmful but not so terribly gory.

That's the Peticot 500!!

I knew a guy in Ohio that completely cut himself off from electronics. The only thing he has is an alarm clock/radio/cd player. No bike, no computer, no microwave, just his stereo. And he didn't do it for any religious/spiritual reasons. He just got tired of the over-convenience.

that's fucked up. who wants to listen to the radio these days? that shit's nasty.

but

no bike = no electronics?

wow. life has changed since i bought mine.

Wow, did I say no bike? Fuck, I meant no car. He takes his bike everywhere.

And I think he just uses the radio for the news.

that's not legit

sorry bunnies i meant to type

BRIBE YOU SO YOU DON'T KILL YOURSELF

so don't?

i pay with hard currency.

Now that you mention it, it seems so sickening how we're so digitally driven. Social networking has pretty much become a cultural standard to participate (off the top of my head, I can think of only 2 people my age that don't have a facebook). Me, I work in the industry so it's impossible to cut myself off or limit myself without throwing away my current studies and freelancing.

No need to worry. Voice recognition will soon see the end of the mouse and keyboard and RSI will be a thing of the past.
Hi Nefeli. :)

Your office computer will be programmed to ONLY recognise your voice amongst all the others.
Isn't technology wonderful?

I don't want to talk to my computer. It's bad enough talking to computers when I pay bills over the phone. Sometimes you don't feel like using your voice.

It'd be great to be a robot, but not so great when you have been forced to be one.

when in doubt, I usually delete. myspace especially is very delete friendly.

I love the rush of sending something to it's doom (please, please, never elect me to be president. I will push the button to see what it's like).

but seriously burbuny, without your computer how would you continue knittinhg a net onn the internet ?


and who needs real people to talk to???? not me!

that's hot.

In your case, you'll have to go hardcore and get an implant. Vuala!

hell yes!!!

voice recognition is so 1990s.

telepathic bluetooth is where it's at.

There's another way of looking at it: If you deposit all the garbage that has accumulated inside your brain on a bunch of strangers, those 'real' people will pick up all the benefits.

yes.

the nutritional benefits of regurgitation

I knew that I could count on you for further explanation.

you're most welcome.

no 'real' person could handle the amount of garbage I can produce***. as soon as I get rid of it, more piles up.

'real' people are overrated.






***my minion is the exception. she handles my day-long tirades of faux rudeness like a champ. sadly, I'm losing my minion to higher learning in about month and not even a robot could replace her.

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ha ha ha, you most hilarious bastard, apparently i've repped you too recently, so i can't again. but i did have every intention to do that, if it counts for anything (i'm sure it doesn't, but eh).

yr the bestest iMaginary person EVER!!


iMaginary rep is just as good as the real thing.

Hey floatingslowly, check this out:

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-1131895356811697614&q=ADD+N+TO+X&total=231&start=0 &num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

I love Bunbury

Same, but Lee, we are but mere pieces of bread..

..floating..

..mesmerizing.. :(

are you trying to turn me on?

I want to be a robot sechs masheen so bad.

my meat-to-metal ratio is too high to qualify for the job though. :(

maybe if I spray painted cardboard boxes silver....







thank you for the kind words. ;)

sometime si want computers to be like some kind of art deco futuristic version of computers. you know what i mean? all valves and huge levers and buttons.