Imagine if this board were a soap opera...
 

...yeah, imagine if all of us boardies were characters in a continually evolving daytime soap opera. Who'd have illicit affairs with whom? Who'd have the prescription drug addiction? Who would have a dark secret, a secret so dark not even he or she can know it?

can i have all of that? and with some extra vices thrown in for the fun?

it's a trap!

We all know I'd be the serial bigamist. But with which babes?

Me, sarramkrop and SyntieticallY would be the soap opera queens, all plotting against each other and spending endless amounts of time with our own fag hags.

Dudewithsuperlongscreenname is the jocular, comic-relief neighbor.

Truncated is the mean, yet lovable aunt.

The aunt? Somehow, that makes me feel ancient and demeaned.

Spectral Julian Is Not Dead:

I'll be the vicar.


...who's always trying to marry you off to one of your 'babes'? Or is that the 'Imagine if this board were a PG Wodehouse novel' thread?

Don't feel that way! She's the source of black humor.

Isn't it already?

ME

but i'd have my own harem on the side. i'd also be the.. i don't know, town hangout buddy. (that is not a codeword for hooker.)

I want to be one of the comatose people.

Can I be the doctor with an eye patch?

I want it to be my deep dark secret, also be married, and have children, while banging you Will there be banging shown?

i don't know why, but i want to be one of the jerks.

Cause they are uber cool.

plus they have more fun, the good guys only end good, while the bad guys do awesome the whole time except for the last part.

can i be Disgruntled Customer #1

HAHA !!!

I think the real question is who would we get to direct it?

on soap operas is not so much the director but the writers that count.

this place already is a soap opera. i know of at least 100 people having illicit affairs and several drug addicts so desperate they work at horrible jobs all day just to get a fix.

yeah, i want to be an evil bitch.

ahh but this is an Indie Soap Opera, and in true SY spirit I would suggest a team of directors that include Richard Kern, Spike Jonze, Kamra Davies and Dave Markey and an additional writing staff comprised of William S, Harmony Korine and Mr Allen Ginsburg. With these combined talents and the excellent SY forum cast I believe we will have a hit. Welcome to 'Echo Canyon'....

I'd be the traitor. I 'd like to stab you all.:D

In the late-night editions, sure. Imagine some of the cliffhangers at the end of every episode: "So, you swallow for her but not for me!", "Hmm, I smell the lubricant - of another man!", "You wife may say she loves you, but does she wake you up with a rimjob?"

seeings as its sooo indie and arty, i guess the show will be in french and no subtitles :P

you people can have your drama; I'm too busy placing weather control chips inside the heads of unsuspecting women.

today's forcast: mostly evil with a 30% chance of doom.

I'll be the friendly neigbor Sam, who likes occasional drink or two.

I will only accept rimjobs from you, if they are witty enough.

can i be victor newman

ha ha-- with so many bitches it would take forever to tape. we'd all be dead before the first scene is completed. let's instead have har kor suck vincent gallo's cock.

ha ha ha ha ha

I can stick my hands up your arse and attempt some clapping, if you want.

Sorry no fisting. Only tongues.

(a line from one of the first episodes)

"Hey, sarramkrop, I think Synth wants you to be gentle."
"Oh, I'll give him gentle. I've got his gentle RIGHGT HERE!"

i'll be either
1) retarded boy in the basement locked in a cage whose father is unknown and his wicked step mother is treating him like an animal

or

2) the bitch who spreads all the gossip around.

Well as long as he is talking about his phallic instrument.

Remember to wear one of these sir, when you clap your hands inside the Anus.