The Room 101 thread
 

Nicking the premise of the BBC2 TV series, which 5 things would you put in Room 101? Mine would be:

1. Jo Whiley (Radio 1 DJ) - God, she's such a creep and arselicker, and he has a really annoying voice.

2. "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" - I haven't even seen this film, but hate it just from what people have told me about it. Bish bosh mockney shit.

3. "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet of Crisps" - a BBC comedy that's about as hilarious as genital warts.

4. The NME - what was a decent paper 20 years ago is now a pile of irrelevant cack.

5. Charity muggers - those people who accost you in the street asking you you to sign a direct debit for their charity. I've got your charity - RIGHT HERE. :mad:

Jo Whiley is not a man, sex hopper.

1) Hollyoaks TV show
2) Irritating "Indie" boys & Girls
3) My friend Lara
4) Only Fool's & Horses TV show
5) Frogs/Toads/Newts/Lizards

LOL. All five of Melly's would go into my Room 101 too.

As well as those:

1. People whose voice goes up in pitch when they reach the end of a sentence.

2. South London: Roads too wide, not enough shops, trainers too white.

3. Shoreditch. Now harder than ever to get a decent drink anywhere there.

4. DVDs. Play them once and they start skipping.

5. Danny Dyer. All that is wrong with London in the 21st Century.

The best thing about South London? Danny Dyer doesn't live there, he lives in East London. Not that far from Bethnall Green either, I believe.

Brought up in Cannin' Taarn actually, me ol' china.

who is danny dyer?

i'd get rid of:
spots
free london newspapers (metro, london lite etc)
non-vocational jobs
illness

Ive always wanted to go on Room 101.

Id probably have every T4 presenter ever (except Dermot O Leary)
Family Guy ("You think THATS bad....")
Slow Walking people.
forcing people in shops to talk to customers about things (If you dont want to talk, i dont want to talk).
Conversation about cars.
My own inability to sit still and concentrate.

there are literally a million others

There's too much London/British talk up in here.

I pretty much agree with everything Melly's putting in, but I'd replace Jo Whiley with "The Queens of Noize" (Tabitha and Mairead.. I ACTUALLY hate them and would laugh if they caught fire.)

I'd also put in everything Peter Cook put in when he was on Room 101 shortly before he died (the countryside, rabbits, packaging that's impossible to open without stabbing it with a knife, Gracie Fields, insurance adverts, German softcore pornography..)

Off the top of my head:

1. Smoking.

2. The term "up for grabs".

3. Cars.

4. Vernon Kaye.

5. TV adverts.

i'd stick dermot o'leary in but save june sarpong (if she still presents t4 that is)

The Sun / Daily Mail / Local News Papers - Just sick, everyone who reads them officially should not have been given eyes or the cognitive ability to process infomation if they are going to waste it on this tripe. Perhaps the most annoying thing is when people try to debate issues that involve 'facts' they have read in tabloids. Go read a real paper jackarses.

Philistines - I appreciate others may not like my music or the music I like to listen to. I appreciate others may not like the same Paintings, Sculptures, Film as I like. But please don't dance around in your own ignorance. I refuse nowadays to debate issues like "Is it Art?" or "Is it Music?" with people. The real question is, is it good Art? Is it good Music?.

Working Class / Middle Class / Aristocracy - Okay this may look like im an elitist, but im fair I hate them all. The Working Class are vulgar and never have anything interesting to say (or anything they didn't hear on BB or in the Sun) but neither do the middle class. The middle classes are boring, middle of the road, up their own self-rightous arse pricks who live nasty houses. Aristocracy where to start...

Not everyone is like the above and the people who dont apply to the stereotypes get to live.

Boy groups & Girl groups - Well until they let phil spector produce all their records..

Decent Dave - Always a guy in the pub who sits in the corner who thinks he knows everything. His name is usually Dave. He will debate his own idiotic points with Doctors, Professors and experts and claim to know more than all of them combined. Always be on the lookout for these Jackarses in every pub. Give away sentence starters include: "Do you know whats wrong with this country?" and "Those experts know nothing".

1. Noel Edmunds - hate everything about this pathetic person.

2. Queen (the pop group)

3. The Queen

4. Mobile Phones - I've never owned one, i just hate the thought of people trying to contact me wherever i go, and don't get me started on ringtones etc.

5. Sand - It gets everywhere!

I dont think we could possibly disagree more

Yes!

Their badness isn't acknowledged nearly enough.

Id also like to add Hollyoaks

1. Will Self

2. Simon Pegg

3. Pete Doherty

4. The number 25 bus

5. Oxford Street

1. Tabloid newspapers and trashy magazines
2. Junk food and fast food "restaurants"
3. The 2012 olympic logo
4. Binge drinking chavs and the noises they make
5. The entire conventional education system

1. Reality television
2. Ad breaks
3. 90% of "The" bands
4. People who use the word "gay" to describe something shit
5. Tony Blair

People who are smug and think of themselves as clever, generally in their thirties and say 'Rock N Roll!' to their mate, while having a pint or two in their cool local pub of choice. People who consciously move to East London from another designed 'cool' area of London or, worse still, Camden or Notting Hill. Flip flop-wearing accessory-boyfriends who are deemed smugly as lovely by their own fashion victim girlfriends. 'Difficult' art exhibitions, brightly lit and minimal in their display and meaning. Designer gays who go for wooden floors without checking about their practicality. 'Cool' karaokes, self-conscious and ultimately wrong people.

Glad someone agrees!

1. The rich
2. Economists
3. American Elections
4. Non-menainful and inconsiderate binge drinking
5. TV

the mars volta
cell phones
ipods
people obsessed with cars
nasty beer

atsonicpark I agree with all of the above. Except The Mars Volta. I couldn't live without them with they were put into room 101, unless that is we can keep At The Drive-In

true.

at the drive in were THE band..

1) hummers
2) hippies
3) prog rock record shops
4) bands who rip off at the gates/in flames
5) hair gel

Rulers, with centimeters along one side and millimeters on the other
Cold-hearted capitalists
Unfair planning permission system in England
'Keep off the grass' signs
Washing Machine, for being so damn elitist

hahaha Elitist me?

I just hate everything.

I'm sure you do, everything except the independent right? hehe :P
but c'mon, there is nothing wrong with people reading their local news paper.

There is in South Wales. Ive never read so much rubbish in my life as the South-Wales Echo. None of it seems to ever be news worthy in Local News Papers. Around the time of the Welsh Assembly Elections they were asking people about their opinions and all the people they interviewed were between the ages of 50 and 70 and all of them said "I dont care, those politicians their all out for their own good, dont trust any of them". WTF? They must have just interviewed people who looked like they were idiots. Nothing insightful. Nothing intresting. The Feedback and comments pages well....offensive, insanely anti-youth and just plain badly written. When you think of all the intresting things that happen everyday in South Wales why do all the articles revolve around Charotte Church and kids stealing flowerpot men? Everything is a hugely exaggerated attempt to corrolate every unrelated incident into the working and middle classes insane paranoia of a Crime-ridden distopia.

But what really pissed me off is that I have to listen to its readers rant on about the 'facts' they have read and listen to their stupid, ill-thoughtout and disproportionate solutions to countries problems. Perhaps I should have said the 'South Wales Echo'. There may well be good local newspapers. But I havent really come across one yet.

brits abroad
reality television
arrogance
extremist groups
hangovers

jeremy clarkson
top gear
people who shout
headaches
hidden charges

People who walk slowly
Patchouli
Madonna
Scientology
My Failings

What you got against people who walk slowly, why hurry around?

They get in my way and it fucks me off no end. I don't hurry around, I just like to get from one place to another in a timely fashion rather than twatting about. I tend to walk quite quickly I suppose.

To be fair, it's not so much slow walkers as people who have absolutely no awareness of what is going on around them.

Somebody's been watching South Park..

Yes indeed, that episode was right on the money in every single way.

sycophants
people who dont look where they are going
pubs and/or bars full of televisions
4x4's
lack of commom sense

Weatherspoons