How many lurkers have mastUrbated to swa(y)'s girlfriend?
 

Hell, posters too. You sick, pathetic fucks.



Now put the sn@ke back in its cage and watch this.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fNrrQl45xuA





And CHOUT, fuck you. :):fuckyou:

Which gif?
Right back atcha, buddy.

gf, not gif..

like girlfriend.

I should change that.

I'd like to think nobody has.

well where is she...im much too lazy to look for it...and you shouldve anticipated that

nvm...

I'm too lazy to anticipate other people's laziness.



you should've anticipated that

i wouldve...but i thought californians were kinda not lazy...or maybe, not fat...i cant remember if yer the most active, or the most healthy state...and i am of course, too lazy to look it up.

peace

pics? i need pics!!! or is in that video link (i'm on 56k on this computer -- yes, 56k still exists -- right now so ihaven't looked..)

I'm a couch-bound iconoclast, I guess.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to pbradley again.

someone is out to steal jennthebenn from swa(y)

hey, what the fuck am i doing in that poll??

I assume wankin' to swa(y)'s gf?

these knobs go up to 11.

(and now !@#$%! is in the lead)

he's got a different jenn...pantophobia currently lays "claim" to my
awesome self.

i sure as hell didnt anyway

and thats a fuckin FACT

hey you bastards, i'm a gentleman. i don't wank and tell...

My knob just goes up to 8

Oh I can't sorry, I can't. But voted for twenty or thirty.

What you mean you can't? Of course you can, could/ are.

what the fuck?

what, you don't like Tadanobu Asano?

i had never heard of him. this was bizarre enough to warrant some further investigation. so, i watched a trailer for Ichi the Killer. it looks completely fucked up. and not in a cool way.

Ichi The Killer is fantastic.

It's one of my favorite movies. :)

movies that are overly graphic and violent just to be overly graphic and violent can be pretty cool, but this one just doesn't seem like my thing.

I want to ask swa(y)'s gf if I can masturbate to him. I suspect the answer will be no, but I can but try.

i'm really really curious as to how a thread like this is started.

it's a don't ask don't tell kinda thing

hahaha

A whole new meaning to the term 'Screaming Fields of Sonic Love'

Someone posting half nude pictures of their girlfriend and someone else thinking that it was funny.

The internet is a sick, sick place, my dear.

infinity+

It sucks I know.

aren't the pictures of her (jenmarie) though?

i don't know what masterbating is, so i can't do it.

but i have masturbated 50 times today.

Yes, yes, yes, I've been the typo has been abundently clear. At the words of Atari, no less. I believe I get a pardon for that latter fact.

although I hadn't yet, this thread has been around for a few days so I thought I'd give it a try.

at work.

all secret like.

now, who am I focusing on again?

never seen the pictures in question, but i voted for !@#$%!

You are the epitomy of a loser, Sway. And I mean that from the bottom of my harddrive.