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screamingskull 05.15.2007 11:20 AM

Akon apologizes for dry humping 14 year old girl
 
"Akon is finally speaking out about his humping a 14-year-old girl at a recent concert in Trinidad. The singer was video taped dancing very provocatively, ok he was just humping her, and now he's apologizing.

"First, and most important to me, I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I've caused to the young woman who joined me on-stage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert in Port of Spain on April 12th.

It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.

Again, I apologize to those concerned and to all my fans and I pledge to all that we will strive to make sure this type of incident does not happen again."

Meanwhile, the apology came a day late for Verizon, who cut ties with the singer and, by extension, the tour with Gwen Stefani."

watch it, its pretty bad, worse than i expected it to be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OS1ai989Mw

Everyneurotic 05.15.2007 11:23 AM

smack that, on the flooooor
smack that 'till you get soooore

screamingskull 05.15.2007 11:24 AM

to the window, to the wall, to the sweat drip from my balls

Everyneurotic 05.15.2007 11:34 AM

I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.
Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

this is my favorite part!

screamingskull 05.15.2007 11:36 AM

the lyrics are pretty appalling

And possibly bend you over.
Look back and watch me
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore
smack that, oooh.
smack that, all on the floor,
smack that, give me some more,
smack that, 'till you get sore,
smack that, oooh.

floatingslowly 05.15.2007 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screamingskull
to the window, to the wall, to the sweat drip from my balls


good gawd girl, it's lunch time in the colonies! :eek:



I don't think I've EVER seen dryhumping done with such...vigor before.

Everyneurotic 05.15.2007 11:37 AM

how he sells so many albums, i will never know.

he's basically r kelly without the natural dumbass factor.

Rob Instigator 05.15.2007 11:37 AM

pop that coochie, pop, pop that coochie baby.....

Rob Instigator 05.15.2007 11:38 AM

I nevre even heard of this guy.

screamingskull 05.15.2007 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
how he sells so many albums, i will never know.

he's basically r kelly without the natural dumbass factor.


R Kelly's funny in a "what will he do next?" kind of way. like michael jackson!

Everyneurotic 05.15.2007 11:40 AM

yeah, kinda; but with a lot of cluelessness going on.

i mean, he thinks trapped in the closet is an artistic statment, for real!

screamingskull 05.15.2007 11:41 AM

he believes he can fly, did you know.

Everyneurotic 05.15.2007 11:46 AM

well yes, he believes he can touch the sky.

MellySingsDoom 05.15.2007 11:47 AM

I've got your apology, Akon....

 


...RIGHT HERE!!!

king_buzzo 05.15.2007 11:56 AM

Oh god...

floatingslowly 05.15.2007 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
i mean, he thinks trapped in the closet is an artistic statment, for real!


it might not be art, but it sure is funny!

I mean come on....a midget shits himself. how couldn't that be funny??


Quote:

Originally Posted by vBulletin
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MellySingsDoom again.


Toilet & Bowels 05.15.2007 12:14 PM

well it's not his fault, how was he supposed to know she was underage?

ALIEN ANAL 05.15.2007 12:16 PM

holy shit, that was so much worse than i expected....he raped her!
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i gotta get into hip hop!!

Toilet & Bowels 05.15.2007 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
holy shit, that was so much worse than i expected....he raped her!
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i gotta get into hip hop!!


a few rappers have ventured into pornography

 


 

ALIEN ANAL 05.15.2007 12:26 PM

yehhh boi
get me some bling
gonna show her my thing
make her shake her booty
and then ill slide in her ring

screamingskull 05.15.2007 12:28 PM

JESUS!

!@#$%! 05.15.2007 12:29 PM

that was fucked up. he apologized because she was a minor. but i think even if you're 30 it would be a shitty experience...

racehorse 05.15.2007 01:31 PM

i think that that radio guy was a complete idiot, making uninformed sweeping generalisations about something he doesn't understand at all. given, akon seems like a bit reckless and foolish, but he obviously had no idea that she was a minor. yeah, it was a totally stupid thing to do but it looks like these prudish, morally neurotic, middle-class republicans are using the incident as yet another way to condemn "hip hop" music as a whole. the music that gives poorly represented people a voice in a country where things are up against them. i guess it just annoyed me the way he was speaking of the vague term "hip hop music" being the cause of these things, whereas this is one idiot who just happens to be a hip hop musician. you get testosterone fueled, idiotic men in all genres of music.

MellySingsDoom 05.15.2007 01:50 PM

Somewhere in Chicago, Peter Sotos is scribbling down a story about this.

!@#$%! 05.15.2007 01:54 PM

oh i agree with racehorse -- the radio guy, "musclehead" (pfffttt!!) was an idiot as well.

Trasher02 05.15.2007 01:57 PM

Ew...
Akon must have been really horny at the time.

LifeDistortion 05.15.2007 01:57 PM

This is served as a warning to any singers who want to dryhump people during thier performance. Hire your own damn dryhumping dancers!!! You get age verification, they work for you, and hell, they're getting paid for it! I don't care if you're Akon, Snoop Dogg, or Janet Jackson, they all like to grind themselves against people during thier performances, well hire the damn people you dryhump and shit like this won't be an issue.

Rob Instigator 05.15.2007 02:00 PM

Frankly racehorse, you and I both know that there are WAY more than just one lone idiot in HIP HOP, especially the mass market hip hop, and since that is what reaches 95% of the hip hop audience out there, it is understandable that people will come down o the whole of it.

mainstream hip hop music has spent the past 15 years objectifying women, singing the praises of men who fuck and run, who insult, denigrate, humiliate and hurt women to get their sexual pleasure, acting like any woman is just a PUSSY and an ASS and that they all have their price.

You know this is true. Akon is just the latest idiot in a long line of fucking idiots. I do not know how it started, but early on hip hop music attatched itself solely to the hoodlum mentality, the mentality that women are for fucking and nothig else, that love is WEAK, that crime and criminal actions mean you are smart, that choosing crime is logical, that money and the stupid ass fucking luxury bling and items you can get are what makes a man's worth.
the old argument that the rappers are only saying what people want to hear is BULLSHIT. people did not want to hear any of thatshit until someone told them it existed and that it is a way to BE. I'd like to see each oand every single hip hop fuck that ever referred to women as bitches and ho's get their asses monkey stomped by a gang of tough ass women. It woudl be beautiful.

what they are selling, the ideas and the mentality and the "glamour" are the ideas menatlity and glamour of PIMPS. fuck that shit.

there's my rant for the day.

remember public enemy? Trie Called Quest? de La? The Roots?
marginal stars now. the hip hop fanbase does not want anything to do with it. the ideas of free expression and humanity and political involvement and personal empowerment were tossed aside. I blame the record labels who always seek to extract just ONE saleable "message" and then seek to repeat it and repeat it and repeat it ad nauseum until it makes money no longer just as much as I blame the fucking dipshit "artists" that sucked the corporate cock and agreed to focus solely onthat big pimpin' stupid shit.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 05.15.2007 02:11 PM

whatever, not my daughter, i dont care

luxinterior 05.15.2007 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
acting like any woman is just a PUSSY and an ASS


Wait...what? Rob, is that you?

MellySingsDoom 05.15.2007 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
HIP HOP women, PUSSY ASS

hoodlum fucking criminal man

rappers hip hop fuck bitches ho's asses women beautiful.

glamour of PIMPS. fuck shit.

remember public hip hop fan

personal empowerment makes money big pimpin'


Quick, some call Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg - I smell another hit coming down...:cool:

pbradley 05.15.2007 02:30 PM

I wish I was a chick at an Akron show (be underage or over) and got dry humped without permission

I would sue the living shit right out of him


All future Akron shows would have a dry-hump warning before the perfomance

MellySingsDoom 05.15.2007 02:36 PM

A friend of mine went to see LL Cool J in concert in 1988, and when it came to his ballad "I Need Love", LL dry-humped a sofa that was on stage. No-one was impressed, according to him.

!@#$%! 05.15.2007 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
A friend of mine went to see LL Cool J in concert in 1988, and when it came to his ballad "I Need Love", LL dry-humped a sofa that was on stage. No-one was impressed, according to him.


i used to dry hump sofas when i was 12. a grown man doing that is just sad.

gmku 05.15.2007 02:46 PM

I think Richard Gere's incident with the Bollywood star is far more disgusting.

Toilet & Bowels 05.15.2007 02:50 PM

LL's early albums are marred by those ridiculous love raps

!@#$%! 05.15.2007 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
I think Richard Gere's incident with the Bollywood star is far more disgusting.


what? where? man you made me google, and find news i usually shield myself against... oh well, at least this one was amusing.

racehorse 05.15.2007 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
Frankly racehorse, you and I both know that there are WAY more than just one lone idiot in HIP HOP, especially the mass market hip hop, and since that is what reaches 95% of the hip hop audience out there, it is understandable that people will come down o the whole of it.

mainstream hip hop music has spent the past 15 years objectifying women, singing the praises of men who fuck and run, who insult, denigrate, humiliate and hurt women to get their sexual pleasure, acting like any woman is just a PUSSY and an ASS and that they all have their price.

You know this is true. Akon is just the latest idiot in a long line of fucking idiots. I do not know how it started, but early on hip hop music attatched itself solely to the hoodlum mentality, the mentality that women are for fucking and nothig else, that love is WEAK, that crime and criminal actions mean you are smart, that choosing crime is logical, that money and the stupid ass fucking luxury bling and items you can get are what makes a man's worth.
the old argument that the rappers are only saying what people want to hear is BULLSHIT. people did not want to hear any of thatshit until someone told them it existed and that it is a way to BE. I'd like to see each oand every single hip hop fuck that ever referred to women as bitches and ho's get their asses monkey stomped by a gang of tough ass women. It woudl be beautiful.

what they are selling, the ideas and the mentality and the "glamour" are the ideas menatlity and glamour of PIMPS. fuck that shit.

there's my rant for the day.

remember public enemy? Trie Called Quest? de La? The Roots?
marginal stars now. the hip hop fanbase does not want anything to do with it. the ideas of free expression and humanity and political involvement and personal empowerment were tossed aside. I blame the record labels who always seek to extract just ONE saleable "message" and then seek to repeat it and repeat it and repeat it ad nauseum until it makes money no longer just as much as I blame the fucking dipshit "artists" that sucked the corporate cock and agreed to focus solely onthat big pimpin' stupid shit.

i do know all of that, and i completely agree with you. money is definately the problem, as it is with most things. the thing i had a problem with was the radio "musclehead" guy's argument. using flaws of causation, sensationalising and snowballing things. talking about swear words, saying all hip hop artists (yes, all) "don't have regard for moral respect for other people", denouncing "hip hop" music as completely degenerate when his opinion is obviously uninformed, from selective evidence.
to be honest, it wasn't the best account of the event that screamingskull could have posted as it seemed to be more of a "Mother's Against Noise" attack on hip hop, but there we go!

gmku 05.15.2007 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
what? where? man you made me google, and find news i usually shield myself against... oh well, at least this one was amusing.


I heard today the Indian supreme court dismissed his case. He was up against India's strict obsenity laws. I think he should get life for being a total rube. What an idiot.

!@#$%! 05.15.2007 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
I heard today the Indian supreme court dismissed his case. He was up against India's strict obsenity laws. I think he should get life for being a total rube. What an idiot.


meh, he's well intentioned, he was in a thing against AIDS. i don't pay attention to him so much that i need to hate him. in fact i dont pay any attention to him at all, ha ha.


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