Most annoying film characters
 

What characters (not necessarily the actor/actress themself) do you find so horrible that they make you want to not see the film they're in ever again? My case for the prosecution would be these, things, from "Return Of The Jedi":

Dakota Fanning in everything she ever did. I wish she could have died in Man On Fire.

I hate him, I hate him, I hate him.

cant see the picture man

It works with me.
It's Pierce Brosman in 007.
I've never seen the videos but the trailers were so I awful that I just knew it was dogshit.

...you prefer jar jar bings over those furry balls?

Oh god yes that one was annoying.


This little bitch in Saving Private Ryan

fucking shit yes!!!!!!!!!! fucking stuffed bears!!! ANNOYING!!!111

also-- fucks sakes






"i see dead people"

fucking why dont you just die too, kid? moping THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE

& finally



CAUTION! MORONS ON SCREEN!!!

no, they rule.

I prefer my furry balls over Jar Jar Binks.

Actually, to be honest, I've not seen any of the 3 prequels. My brother's put me off seeing them for life.

Jar Jar makes me want to cut off my balls and eat them. I hate that prick.

Are you black?

Hate

Yes!!!! Die bitch with big eyes who makes peoples bikes fly.

Any of the (usually tiny and either cute or comically ugly) "comic relief" characters that appear in an otherwise awesome and violent Anime film.

And that's a BAD thing?

oh yes. fucking alien autopsy already!!!

Yo, jankro, why you gettin' up all in my grill? I'm just chillin' wit' mi mandem.

but of course, how could i forget the most detestable insufferable most pathetic character everm in the history of film?









somebody please put a bullet in the back of his head

Robin Williams sitting on the toilet in "One Hour Photo". What a horrible image to be subjected to.

He's okay, Gump, that is.

eww. he's creepy.

he was very annoying in some stupid robot movie, i forget the name. gack, that was atrocious. oh1 bicentennial man. i still cringe...

Yeah I agree, I hate the movie.

Also the bald guy in Spiderman 1, the chairman of the Oscorp Board.

I loved that movie.

The guy who captures & betrays William Wallace in Braveheart.

buzzo, i think all "villains" are written to be annoying... i am not sure this was the point here, but maybe i misinterpreted. (i think the point is annoying characters when they are not supposed to be). or maybe im hijacking the intentions :D

The main girl in "Thirteen".
Zach Braff in anything.
Everyone in "The United States of Leland" (the worst movie ever made), especially Ryan Gosling's character.
The character Jigsaw in the "Saw" series (I have cancer, which automatically makes me God, and therefore I'm allowed to decide that other people should die based on my feelings that they are taking their lives for granted...really, the most retarded premise ever)
Amelie, "Amelie".
Everyone in "Me and You and Everyone We Know", but mostly the main girl.
Various characters in Wes Anderson films.
Tom Cruise in every Tom Cruise movie.
Any whiny little bitch in any movie, ever.

The shark in jaws.

no luxy! no!!!!
miranda july is wonderfully lovely. strange? no doubt! a little creepy? certainly. desperate? sure!! but adorable.

my favorite movie of that year.

No. NO.

ha ha ha ha

but yes!!!!!!!!!!

she's strange, i give you that. but annoying?

here something funny: me & madame & kegmama & her friend robin are standing in line at arthurfest waiting to get into the theatre. the artist entrance is right next, & in come in carrie brownstein & miranda july. i said hey look look! it's miranda july! and she turns around as they are walking down the stairs & disappearing i yell WE LOVED YOUR MOOOOVIE!!!! and i blew her a kiss. i positively adore her.

Sometimes strange is annoying.

yeh he was a dick

Gollum!

He really loves you, then.

Yep, my brother's got lots of love for me. Ahhh. It was him who got me into "Family Guy".

A series of gag relfexes induced. As goes for Amélie Poulain. Just saying.





(Feels like kicking an open door, but appearantly, it is not.)

the guy from last days.

Mostly black characters in mainstream American pictures.

Why ?

Cuz, due to quotas, black actors are given very shitty parts. Moses Gunn in Rollerball (which isn't good) for instance. He had nothing interesting to do ! Just stand there, ask a few questions to James Caan for him to show how good he could be.
Moses Gunn was sooo good in Alan Rudolph's Remember My Name, where he a part and was not reduced to a function.

This critic aims at the producers, not at any actor in particular.

Fuck you all. Ewoks rock.