Smells of pleasure.
 

What smells do boardies like? Mine are:

Fresh coffee
Curry
Air in the countryside
The smell of the Fender catalogue

Girl smell.

Charlotte Church's bum hole. Probably.

Coffee is always a good one. Don't they say when you're selling a house, you should put a pot of coffee when people come to view?


Definitely second hand books for me.

Payless Shoe Store = heaven.

I thought they said you should bake bread.

Old books/records/stuff with paper
Hair
Bacon being cooked
Coffee
Sausages
Strawberries

post-downpour smell. cliche perhaps, but delicious.

good one.

That too. Coffee's easier though. Imagine having to go through all that every time. I suppose you could buy some of that part-baked bread. Or some ready to bake croissants maybe. Start a poll about it Savage.

And there's me thinking it would be the Lavigne gusset for you. Blimey.

MellySingsDoom, don't take this the wrong way, but are you demonrail's dad?

EDIT: Sorry, strike that, I thought demonrail was a young 'un, but he's not, he's an old 'un like us.

Pookie - no, but nice suggestion!

More smells:

My baby niece when she's been washed and everything
Me mum's cooking
Fish and chips from a proper chip shop (none of that kebab shop nonsense).

Baby's heads have a great smell, especially after just being washed.

Baby's heads have an even greater smell after just being squashed.

Garlic.

Camembert, with freshly baked baguettes.

Nobody mentioned lilac so far.

lilac

Is that what we're having for tea tomorrow dad?

Nah son, were having...

...Heinz Baked Beans!

That followed by Arctic Roll. We'll have to have finished it all by seven, 'cos Dave the video man's driving round. What was it you wanted to see, son, "SS Experiment Camp"?

More smells:

A good, hearty fried breakfast.

Isn't Camembert the one that smells like spunk?

I have a very diminished sense of smell and can only smell things like shit under a radiator. Can you get nose surgery for a better sense of smell or anything? :/

The semen cheese? I thought that was Camembuggery?

I dunno, my spunk always smells like Paco Raban.

chinese buffets
pomegranate
honeydew/cataloupe
my band room
just-baked brownies
my bed
our laundry detergent
green apples

Fresh bread
that after-the-rain smell
Oranges
coffee
new Chuck Taylors
fine leather
Italian and Chinese food

I'd snort almond extract if it didn't burn so much.

the smell of a new electronic item such as a new printer or mp3 player Mmmmmmm

Pizzerias always smell nice..

good pussy (not cat)
girl hair
girl breath (delicious)
honeysuckle, summer's best smell
cinnamon
vanilla bean
basil, queen of herbs
baked bread
fried onions (not onion rings, i mean onions when you sautee them in a pan, preferrably with butter.
the smell of the pacific ocean, including the smells it leaves on the skin
seafood
blood oranges
pumpkin pie
fresh dark coffee
good pipe tobacco like a virginia flake or balkan
good cigars
cedar wood
frankincense
sandalwood
copal
lavender flowers & oil
*truffles for da win*
post-rain woods
jasmin
some new books
some old books
many other things that don't come to mind right now

mashed taters
patchouli
my boyfriend

Baked Bread is ace. The air around a massive bakery is more ace. (and I mean industrial size bakery)

even a grocery store bakery, man. donuts, bread, cakes....ohhhhhh man good.

tea, rain, the smell of my bed.

i agree

all the good ones have been mentioned...bacon, rain, girl hair, vanilla bean, baguettes, etc...orange peel stuck in the finger nails is a good one! which is why i peel my oranges by hand.

1) New pencils!
2) Cigarettes in the cold
3) Kindergarten classrooms
4) Summer
5) Glue

The smell of dirty air
Shower smell,
Coffee
The smell of the beer brewery,
When the rain is barely touching the dirt,
New shoes,
New Car,
Oranges,
Dead meat.

my cat . with my face stuffed in his belly .

Bestiality?