Sex is out
 

I've had enough of it and the constant and nauseating talk that surrounds it.
I'll stick to the strict aesthetics of a monk for the forseeable future. Goodbye cocks.

i knew belle and sebastian would destroy your soul

Since when are you this asexual?
I wonder how long you will hold on, tough assignment.

I pulled up behind a Cadillac;
We were waiting for the light;
And I took a look at his license plate-
It said, "Just Ice."
Is justice just ice?
Governed by greed and lust?
Just the strong doing what they can
And the weak suffering what they must?
And the gas leaks
And the oil spills
And sex sells everything
And sex kills ...
Sex kills ...

Doctors' pills give you brand new ills
And the bills bury you like an avalanche
And lawyers haven't been this popular
Since Robespierre slaughtered half of France!
And Indian chiefs with their old beliefs know
The balance is undone-crazy ions-
You can feel it out in traffic;
Everyone hates everyone!
And the gas leaks
And the oil spills
And sex sells everything
And sex kills ...
Sex kills ...

All these jackoffs at the office
The rapist in the pool
Oh and the tragedies in the nurseries-
Little kids packin' guns to school
The ulcerated ozone
These tumors of the skin-
This hostile sun beating down on
This massive mess we're in!
And the gas leaks
And the oil spills
And sex sells everything
And sex kills ...
Sex kills ...
Sex kills ...
Sex kills ...
Sex kills ...

no way. forget it. i know your game.

You won't lead me into temptation, no matter what. Images of filth will be swept off by the purity of my soul.

whatever you do, do NOT think of russel crowe.

he's gross. he has googly eyes.

I'll walk through the crowds with my soul intact.

he's worse than that but seeing as how everyone has different tastes porky happens to be hot for him, if my memory hasn't failed me.

Mmmm, Russel Crowe is dull dull dull. Now someone like River or Joaquin phoenix is so beautiful that i just want to cry.



oh my god.

porks doesn't like them girly boys. he's into the macho hairy type. (i think...)

jesus i havnt had sex in something like 2 seconds and already i am starting to feel the need again.

bears?

:( he's so lovely. :(

another empty promise from the randy pig

ha ha ha, at least he's a nice person, thats more than you can say for Russel Crowe

So you finish having Sex and come and talk to us?

Something is strange there! aren't message boards suppose to be for people who aren't getting any?

normally i like getting it when i am actually on here. it does make typing somewhat difficult but i have managed to figure it out quite well.

shit unless i am getting blowjob'd unconcious everynight then i am just not happy.

i guess inflatable dolls don't need personal attention

but that keyboard's gotta be nast, though

are you changing your name to "jillian" now? :p

Hahaha It does seem people here get more sex than on most message boards....unless of course everyone is lying

Perhaps all Sonic Youth fans are all too-cool-for-school chick magnets...well thats what I like to think....One has to maintain certain delusions I suppose

best of luck on yr quest mr porkie!

whatever you do DONT think of our man Mr Meloni.

No sex please we're sonic! thats what they should call the new album! that or too cool for school chick magnets!

aaah! meloni! that's who it was!!!

by all means porky, AVERT YOUR EYES

what do you think i am telling porky's?

No!No!No!

i might join the club, sex is driving me insane.

or lack thereof? :D

i leave it open to interpretation.

I'm Just hoping you are! Lucky son of a bitch

All I get is Fucked up girls....in which case I get used as a therapist object

Careful there, the constant suggestion of someone's lack of sexual activity might be an indication that you're trying to project the lack of it in your own life onto others's.

shhhhhhhhhhuttttttt th fcuk upppp!!! azzzholllllleeee

the pink elephant besides me says otherwise.

yeah!
its Chris Meloni!!

i'm the Russell Crowe fan.

haha you might be right there.

fuck you
yel'an koss omak
DIE MOTHERFUCKER

i cant believe that anyone actually believes that i am having sex while posting on here.

Why did you add "while posting on here"?:p :D :o

i'm in favour of celibacy, if it was good enough for sun ra...

plus ejaculating in bad for your chi.

there's a beat happening song about how boring sex is. it's my theme tune.