Nevermind saying too much but what do you feel like saying next to nothing on here?
 

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i cough, throat hurty, dont mind.

I just ate a panini and it looked like a cock.

i thought about making a thread naming the people who aren't idiots on this board. it'd be a shorter list that writing one of all the idiots.

just incase people were curious about finding out if i thought they weren't an idiot.

In the name of the Father, the Son and Toilet & Bowels, amen.

lets have that list.

If the board could be wittled down to about thirty people (thirty particular people), it would be an unbeleivably brilliant board to post on.

Thirty! You're being too kind.

I've eaten all the fun things in my lunch box, and am left with the fruit, which I'll eat later when I start to get really hungry again. I normally do worsties firsties, but I couldn't resist.

I'm afraid this place has become a real dump, save for the usual suspects.Could the guy who designed this thing add a function that allows you to edit meatheads out instead of just their posts?That way it would be more like DIY digital tv.

I have a banana still to eat from my lunch. That looks like a cock too. I have had a cock-themed lunch.

my list of not idiots:

all the europeans except trasher and king buzzo
savage clone
truncated
lux interior
any americans who were at atp
noumenal
tesla
val-holla-ing
cantankerous
onani nic
contrelefuckingetc
most other female posters (can't think of any specifically idiotic girls off the top off my head, but i'm not hedging my bets either)
bytor peltor
hat & beard
!"£$%!
anyone who is over 30 and isn't atari

i may add a few more later, or maybe if i've forgotten about some euro idiots i'll exclude them

Wow, what a coincidence. I too have a banana shaped like a cock for my lunch.

(I was going to say I had a cock shaped like a banana, but I thought that would be too obvious).

What were the fun things in your lunch box?

one of the best things that ever happened to me was when i found an apple shaped like an arse

Ok, fun may have been the wrong word.

Ham & mustard sandwich
Caramel flavour Snack-a-Jacks
Chocolate chip & nut cereal bar

What I really meant was, not fruit.

Esther Rantzen's going to appear in a minute.

Oh, that's sad. I was going to mention That's Life, but you got there before me.

No savoury crisps?

you need to get out more mate.

i was out when i found it

then for god sakes go back in again.

I usually have a savoury flavour of Snack-a-Jacks, but I picked the first thing out of the cupboard I put my hands on (that's bad grammar).

salt n vinigar snack a jacks contain more salt than any other snacl available. they are marketed as a healthy option.

I'm making a vegetable curry tonight. I wonder if I'll have time to carve all the chopped vegetables into phallic shapes?

Just plain rice cakes are the best options, but they taste like polystyrene.

Well, it's not a school night.

Lunch over, back to work.

If I'm tired at the end of the day, Kate says, 'Why? You've only been counting books all day'.

That is one of the most adorable things I've ever heard.

Caramel Snack A Jacks are far inferior to cheese, for the record.

You're not special. I found an apple with arse cheeks about 3 weeks ago.

I got to see down the blouse of the girl working in the bakers when she reached for a bag to put my bread in.

awesome

Nice baps?

fuck healthy choice food.