what HOE should i make MIne?
 

HOE 1:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...le-butt-01.jpg

HOE 2:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...-sandra-03.jpg

HOE 3:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...bony_dymes.jpg

HOE FO:


http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...black_dick.jpg

What? There are no pictures, you fool!

no hoes, yo. but i'm gonna vote for ho 1, b/c she's the presidential air force 1 ho. all the other ones are just sloppy seconds and thirds.

I'm going to sit this one out. I need to see these hoes before I choose. I'm not as number biased as Val-holla-ing.

*Looks fo' dem fuckin' pictures

With file names such as 'http://blackpussy.xlogz.com:82/uploads/blackpussy/2006/05/sucking_black_dick.jpg', I think we have a lot to expect.

"oily_black_pussy.jpg".

Haven't seen the picture, but I'll go with this one. HOE 4

hoe seaxty nin.

ah. you must've never seen an oily pussy before.

oily pussy is good. dry pussy is bad. haha it's true

there's a difference between oily and moist, though.

why are we even discussing this?

hmm a... yeah.

i dunno,
bye.

damn wigga, those x chicks are hot!

what da fuak were my pics

Your entire premise is faulty.

If the logical premiss is that each young lady is a "Ho," then, big pimp that you are, why would you have to limit yourself to just one?
The proper question would be "which of these hoes do i make my lady?"

Your entire concept is not funny either.

You are not even the poor man's Dave Chappelle; you're more like the gutter punk version.

Maybe you should consider ditching your current lifestyle and try finding one woman, someone you can share your life with. A lifelong, monogamous, fulfilling relationship is probably just what you need. I can't help suspecting that this 'ho' business will ultimately do you no good.

i'm finding my WIFEE. i'm tiahd of this p i em pee buziness. i want to find a solid HOE that i can be wid forever.

shut up u KRAKA

You're so convincing. I feel bitch-slapped.
Must've been how you felt when I effectively mocked your very existence in the post above with my truth-telling.
Way to stay in character. Stay with the bit now.
Good luck finding your wife. I'm all for that, by the way.

HOE DREE! Bizitch dos anal.

Not sure that an internet message board is how you would wanna decide who you marry, but that's your prerogative.

Nahhhhhh
JUSt cuZ yAlll votE on ONe DoNt mean Im gunna marry her..
Just wanTed YaLlS oPInionnn

Hoe Fo. Supposedly a lot of black women don't like to give head, and Hoe Fo obviously loves the cock, so she's one in some number.

ehem, 'lady number two'. gosh, is there no male decency left in this world.

oh mah darlin', oh mah darlin', oh mah daaaaaarlin' clementine.

ho is the new lady.

ohhh nooooooo *hides face*
this kid used to follow me around in 3rd grade and sing that. :[

it was me.

*gasps*... Peabody? :O

so how is your day so far, valahollingsdhjjds?

my day is over. i had some indian food for lunch, studied some music history, went to work for a bit, went to band practice, took a band photo, went on a manhunt for some triscuits, a clif bar, and some mint/honey tea, and came home and studied some more. it was all action packed, but all i really wanted to do was stay in and take a nap. i'm sure there were titties in there somewhere, but i tend to remember them way after the fact.

you?

wow, you described your day with such precision and grace. im motivated to tell about mine.
well i got up, showered while listening to Mono, had work as well..had to break up a fight between two elderly women at the bar, went to my friends show and then came home. doesnt sound nearly as exciting as your day.

how was band practice and did you find that triscuit

did i ever find the triscuit! sadly, they were original flavor (i prefer rosemary & olive oil). band practice was a waste of time. our drummer doesn't drum very well and the guitarist is recovering from pneumonia...we have a show on saturday night (a fucking record release party) and we're nowhere near being prepared. i think i'm just going to play harsh noise over everyone else's shit, that way i can just sAy "oh it's art, you just don't understand".

ha, that damn triscuit. so i take it practice was a bummer. my condolences to your guitarist. and what do you play? you know, some of the best art are results of spontaneity. dont stress, im sure your show will go well. the show i went to, on the other hand, was quite exciting. it wasnt quite my ffriends and the rest of the band's performance, it was what happened there. the show was on his lawn and i witnessed some very drunk person jump off his roof into his pool. hilarious.

HOE DOS

Surely random homie should decide by some kind of dice/coin toss method?

i likes all dem ho's

but i think you shoud go and find yourself this one.



or this one

May I ask for clarification on spelling? Is it "hoe," as in garden, or "ho"?

'ho' as it was probably extracted from 'whore'.

there was an amusing bit in pimp my ride where Xhibit is digging around in the back of this truck and finds a bunch of rusty garden hoe's "Aaah man... NEVER use the rusty hoe!"

Logical interpolation. I'll go with Clementine.

Surely a TRUE homie would have known that.

*nods* at least give loose women dignity and spell it right. ;]