Jesus vs. Satan
 

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lol

Did you want me to make "lol" a poll option?
PS, choosing either Satan or Cantankerous means you're rooting for Satan.

i vote you man, i dont like them other two.

Fuck Satan. Cantankerous for the win.

No I'm trying to quit the lol thing cuz i'm a douchebag.
I voted for Cantankerous because you'd probably kick satans ass.

i despise all people who use internet slang. ironically or unironically.

lol.

you're in trouble young lady!

SRSLY?

Hayden? Is that you?

i despise you all!

jesus has the most songs written about him and he loves the stooges so he gets my vote

Say 10!!!!

Seen as both of them don't exist i'll vote for myself.

How the hell did Jesus get more votes than Satan?

I voted Cantankerous. Jesus, no thanks, and Satan is boring.

Jesus. He's perfect.

I vote pineapple.