I broke my cock thanks to girlgun
 

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thank fuck.

broke it off in her ass?

been there. done that.

...and he's too prudish to appreciate it.

actually i said "thank you ma'm can I have another?" and she broke off floats.

do you want some glue?

man... i can break anything!

What is up with this?

Has girlgun become the new cantankerous?

Gasp.

Nah - girlgun and Cantankers are both one of a kind, innit.

Together = Awesome Something Win.

i'm too old and broken to be cantank.

cantank's too old and broken to be you, I think is more the case.

you're one to talk.

Talking of cocks, I had an "experience" in the gents at a gay bar very early this morning (a notorious shagging joint). No, I didn't get laid (somehow, catching syphilis doesn't appeal), but the amount of meh-ness going on in that bog would have killed a whole army of meth'd up infantrymen.

Oh, yeah? Bring it on, girl. How many push-ups and sit-ups do you do everyday?

Dude, how old are you?

I'm 53 but I'm a very healthy and fit 53. Why?

My grand is 60, maybe you know him?