I'm so embarassed...
 

I'm out in public with socks and sandals.

:(

my legs and feet are so sunburned I can't put on shoes.

surely my injury warrants this unfashionable attire, but I feel like people in this town are staring at me.

:(

Eyesore!

Yr scorn burns worse than the sun.

you have just joined the ranks of uncool asians and white, middle-aged suburban businessmen

don't the socks hurt, too?

thanks dave....

And the socks make it bearable to even wear the sandals. We have been driving since 10am and are still not home. All I want to do is ice down my dogs.

I blame vampirism.

they will keep staring until you take your socks off and show them the fucking pus coming out of your freakingly disgusting burnt feet, and then they will ask you to show it again.
you know how circus works.

my dad does that all the time, but he also wears hawaiin shirts all the time too. how did yr feet get burned? that's never happened to me before.

ewwww...shame!

lucky for you, socks and sandals are the new vintage adidas. just ask the hipsters.

socks and sandals are for hippies.

I spent the whole day on a south Texas beach and figured that staying in the shade would be sufficient (there were man-hungry creatures in the water).

somewhere between 2pm and 4 beers, the sun conspired against my shaded feet.

Hey where did you find that picture of the circus with all that weird shit? Is that from anything? It's awesome!

I dont know how people like you can live with yourselves. how dare you show yourself in public!

oh and icepacks will help btw.

People wearing socks and sandals tend to be looking very adventurous and dangerous.

Go for it, Tiger.

how did you manage to sunburn your feet?

Sheer idiocy.

Is it just me that has warmed to floatingslowly because of this thread?

There's something about stupidity that I find endearing.

i just want to pop those so bad

that's a Residents album.

floating, you'd be better off saying you burnt them doing this :

leave your feet out in the burning sun for a few hours and report back.

i once severely burnt the backs of my legs after snorkling in greece.

i unfortunately do not tan. i only burn, peel, and turn white again.