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SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.12.2008 09:04 PM

Woody Allen's next movie
 
Scarlett Johansson
Penelope Cruz
Javier Bardem

There is a lesbian sex scene that Woody Allen aims to make one of the most erotic scenes in R rated movie history. Also there is going to be a threesome scene with the 3 mentioned above.


Scha wing Scha wing Schawing :D:D:D

ALIEN ANAL 02.12.2008 09:11 PM

yeh iv read about this a few days ago
wooo

Silent Dan Speaks 02.12.2008 09:29 PM

Man, Woody Allen rules.

ALIEN ANAL 02.12.2008 09:36 PM

going to bring a whole new meaning to WOODY allen

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.12.2008 09:52 PM

a few drum hits then a cymbal crash for Alien Anal

LifeDistortion 02.12.2008 11:26 PM

Woody Allen if famous for the lack of sex in his movies, or at least nudity. Even "MatchPoint" didn't have it, even though Scarlett was still pretty sexy in it, this will be intresting, fuck the R, he should just make it NC-17 or Unrated.

uhler 02.12.2008 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LifeDistortion
Woody Allen if famous for the lack of sex in his movies, or at least nudity. Even "MatchPoint" didn't have it, even though Scarlett was still pretty sexy in it, this will be intresting, fuck the R, he should just make it NC-17 or Unrated.


i wonder if she'll be naked in this one or it'll cut right before you see anything during the sex scene.

when is the movie coming out?

barnaclelapse 02.12.2008 11:48 PM

I'm pretty psyched myself.

But then, I always am for his movies.

Part of me kind of wishes he'd appear in one again though.

Everyneurotic 02.13.2008 12:02 AM

so woody wants to be almodovar now? (penelope, lesbian scenes).

i bet there's going to be three tranies as well.

RdTv 02.13.2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barnaclelapse
I'm pretty psyched myself.

But then, I always am for his movies.

Part of me kind of wishes he'd appear in one again though.


My sentiments exactly!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.13.2008 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barnaclelapse
I'm pretty psyched myself.

But then, I always am for his movies.

Part of me kind of wishes he'd appear in one again though.


He was in scoop

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 02.13.2008 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uhler
i wonder if she'll be naked in this one or it'll cut right before you see anything during the sex scene.

when is the movie coming out?


I think the movie will be out this year or next. What I read is that the scene is going to be jawdropping and shockingly erotic. So I'd think that means we see em naked.

Norma J 02.13.2008 12:45 AM

Has anyone seen his documentary Wild Man Blues?

I bought it ex-rental on vhs for like 50c. Great find.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141986/

cryptowonderdruginvogue 02.13.2008 12:53 AM

FUCK YES

ALIEN ANAL 02.13.2008 01:18 AM

hey sway, i had a dream about you last night

Norma J 02.13.2008 01:24 AM

Was it sexually explicit?

If so, get over it.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 02.13.2008 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norma J
Was it sexually explicit?

If so, get over it.


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Norma J again.

ALIEN ANAL 02.13.2008 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)
did you really? explain....


i had a wierd dream tonight before i came into work. i made out with this girl and her brother got really pissed about it. come to find out, shes dating her brother. and im in this wierd predicament : do i try and appologize and calm the dude down by saying "im sorry for making out with yr girlfriend??", or do i say "im sorry for making out with yr sister"?

haha


fun stuff.


it was kinda odd
you were running towards the room i was in with a girl on your back and you were naked, but you were running at an angle so that your ding dong was being hidden, and then u jumped into bed but i seen your balls and i laughed and said "haha dude i just seen your balls"

m1rr0r dash 02.13.2008 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by LifeDistortion
Woody Allen is famous for the lack of sex in his movies, or at least nudity.


ok, i know you clarified by saying "at least nudity," but still... i don't think were talking about the same Woody Allen. the Woody Allen i know and love is famous for making movies about sex, even when they aren't.

Bananas:
Esposito: You have a chance to die for freedom.
Fielding Mellish: Yes, well, freedom is wonderful. On the other hand, if you're dead, it's a tremendous drawback to your sex life.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask:
nuff said

Sleeper:
Miles Monroe: Perform sex? Uh, uh, I don't think I'm up to a performance, but I'll rehearse with you, if you like.
Luna Schlosser: Okay. I just thought you might want to; they have a machine here.
Miles Monroe: Machine? I'm not getting into that thing. I, I'm strictly a hand operator; you know, I, I... I don't like anything with moving parts that are not my own.

Love and Death:
Sonja: Oh don't, Boris, please. Sex without love is an empty experience.
Boris: Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Annie Hall:
Annie Hall: Well, have you ever made love high?
Alvy Singer: Me? No. I - I, you know, If I have grass or alcohol or anything, I get unbearably wonderful. I get too, too wonderful for words. I don't know why you have to get high every time we make love.







...i can understand yr confusion though, i don't think the Woody Allen i'm talking about has made any movies recently.

LifeDistortion 02.13.2008 02:17 AM

Yes, I was talking about sex scenes and nude scenes specifally. Yes, he does a lot of jokes and dialouge around sex. I don't think there is any movie of his where he didn't do jokes about sex. I just don't recall ever seeing a sex scene. They are saying these scenes are sexually explict in nature. That implies nudity.


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