The Room 101 thread
 

Nicking the premise of the BBC2 TV series, which 5 things would you put in Room 101? Mine would be:

1. Jo Whiley (Radio 1 DJ) - God, she's such a creep and arselicker, and he has a really annoying voice.

2. "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" - I haven't even seen this film, but hate it just from what people have told me about it. Bish bosh mockney shit.

3. "Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet of Crisps" - a BBC comedy that's about as hilarious as genital warts.

4. The NME - what was a decent paper 20 years ago is now a pile of irrelevant cack.

5. Charity muggers - those people who accost you in the street asking you you to sign a direct debit for their charity. I've got your charity - RIGHT HERE. :mad:

Jo Whiley is not a man, sex hopper.

1) Hollyoaks TV show
2) Irritating "Indie" boys & Girls
3) My friend Lara
4) Only Fool's & Horses TV show
5) Frogs/Toads/Newts/Lizards

LOL. All five of Melly's would go into my Room 101 too.

As well as those:

1. People whose voice goes up in pitch when they reach the end of a sentence.

2. South London: Roads too wide, not enough shops, trainers too white.

3. Shoreditch. Now harder than ever to get a decent drink anywhere there.

4. DVDs. Play them once and they start skipping.

5. Danny Dyer. All that is wrong with London in the 21st Century.

The best thing about South London? Danny Dyer doesn't live there, he lives in East London. Not that far from Bethnall Green either, I believe.

Brought up in Cannin' Taarn actually, me ol' china.

who is danny dyer?

i'd get rid of:
spots
free london newspapers (metro, london lite etc)
non-vocational jobs
illness

Ive always wanted to go on Room 101.

Id probably have every T4 presenter ever (except Dermot O Leary)
Family Guy ("You think THATS bad....")
Slow Walking people.
forcing people in shops to talk to customers about things (If you dont want to talk, i dont want to talk).
Conversation about cars.
My own inability to sit still and concentrate.

there are literally a million others

There's too much London/British talk up in here.

I pretty much agree with everything Melly's putting in, but I'd replace Jo Whiley with "The Queens of Noize" (Tabitha and Mairead.. I ACTUALLY hate them and would laugh if they caught fire.)

I'd also put in everything Peter Cook put in when he was on Room 101 shortly before he died (the countryside, rabbits, packaging that's impossible to open without stabbing it with a knife, Gracie Fields, insurance adverts, German softcore pornography..)

Off the top of my head:

1. Smoking.

2. The term "up for grabs".

3. Cars.

4. Vernon Kaye.

5. TV adverts.

i'd stick dermot o'leary in but save june sarpong (if she still presents t4 that is)

The Sun / Daily Mail / Local News Papers - Just sick, everyone who reads them officially should not have been given eyes or the cognitive ability to process infomation if they are going to waste it on this tripe. Perhaps the most annoying thing is when people try to debate issues that involve 'facts' they have read in tabloids. Go read a real paper jackarses.

Philistines - I appreciate others may not like my music or the music I like to listen to. I appreciate others may not like the same Paintings, Sculptures, Film as I like. But please don't dance around in your own ignorance. I refuse nowadays to debate issues like "Is it Art?" or "Is it Music?" with people. The real question is, is it good Art? Is it good Music?.

Working Class / Middle Class / Aristocracy - Okay this may look like im an elitist, but im fair I hate them all. The Working Class are vulgar and never have anything interesting to say (or anything they didn't hear on BB or in the Sun) but neither do the middle class. The middle classes are boring, middle of the road, up their own self-rightous arse pricks who live nasty houses. Aristocracy where to start...

Not everyone is like the above and the people who dont apply to the stereotypes get to live.

Boy groups & Girl groups - Well until they let phil spector produce all their records..

Decent Dave - Always a guy in the pub who sits in the corner who thinks he knows everything. His name is usually Dave. He will debate his own idiotic points with Doctors, Professors and experts and claim to know more than all of them combined. Always be on the lookout for these Jackarses in every pub. Give away sentence starters include: "Do you know whats wrong with this country?" and "Those experts know nothing".

1. Noel Edmunds - hate everything about this pathetic person.

2. Queen (the pop group)

3. The Queen

4. Mobile Phones - I've never owned one, i just hate the thought of people trying to contact me wherever i go, and don't get me started on ringtones etc.

5. Sand - It gets everywhere!

I dont think we could possibly disagree more

Yes!

Their badness isn't acknowledged nearly enough.

Id also like to add Hollyoaks

1. Will Self

2. Simon Pegg

3. Pete Doherty

4. The number 25 bus

5. Oxford Street

1. Tabloid newspapers and trashy magazines
2. Junk food and fast food "restaurants"
3. The 2012 olympic logo
4. Binge drinking chavs and the noises they make
5. The entire conventional education system

1. Reality television
2. Ad breaks
3. 90% of "The" bands
4. People who use the word "gay" to describe something shit
5. Tony Blair