my user name is the shittiest,ugliest,stupid and pointless username ever.
 

aye. melvins=gay

yeah, pretty much

Please note that about 99% of the posts on this board can be quite adequately replied to with that one word.

There's barely ever a need to actually write posts here anymore.
The only thing this board needs now is a devoted group of people who simply respond to every post thusly:



gay

Melvins > life. I am wearing a Melvins shirt right now

Calling yourself king_buzzo < Bird Flu

posts! rep! spank me!

i hope j mascis bitch slaps you for this childish behavior.

It is totally possible to think stuff and not say it.
Really, it is.

well i really care. being as this board is already so lively and fun today.

Buzzo, if finances allowed me, i'd adopt you and send you to a boot camp to make you a more focused boy.It's all in good nature, you understand.

how bout no.

why don't you go out and play pokemon or tamagotchi or whatever?

why can't we be frieeends why can't we be friends...?

He was once tricked into trading his holographic Charizard for a Weedle and hasn't been the same since.

ipod random shuffle played Jello Biafra with the Melvins today.

the song is mainly Jello singing "lyrics" from mohammad atta's martydom video. beyond bizarre.

I'm not sure I'd think the song was all that great if I hadn't remembered reading the transcript of that before, but it's so weird it works for me.

I <3 shuffle

the song boris fucking rules; just for that, melvins are awesome.

you username is stupid though, of course, it wouldn't be you if your ass itched and you wouldn't start a thread about it.

change it to
j_mascis

sorry people, i wasnt quite aware that i was posting here yesterday, thus, this thread is pointless.

i apologise

I am a slack-jawed dribbling moron, and all my threads are pointless.

Hang on, no. All my posts are pointless.

^i know you are.

Hehe.

I like the Melvins...

if your username is so shitty, as it is please just change it and stop trolling up the board with this.