I probably will. I'll look up some magical recipe for dericious pizza.

The key is to bake the dough for like 5 minutes before adding toppings and sauce.

I'll keep that in mind. I remember my dad used to make pizza but it tasted like shit

I have a really short attention spa-

you have a spa?

yes! you'll get all the attention you want- and more

but it's really, uh, short. the attention you'll get, I mean. you'll get all the attention you want, for a very short amount of time. it'll be like a spa weekend in 5 minutes.

*edited so I don't look as idiotic for posting twice in a row

I could imagine getting like one hand painted 12 different colors.

I feel ill.

I wonder if there's any poptarts left

Why am I listening to the Spice Girls?

i have a question for everyone

how do you perceive yourself vs how others perceive you?

Others perceive me as the most intriguing individual they've ever know and I feel I'm just normal. (I'm 100% srs)

Eh, I have no idea what I'm saying

Ha ha ha ha.

Several people (I'd say 5-10 in recent years) have used those exact words to describe me, no joke. I hate it.

Uh, I perceive myself as a confused individual fascinated with stupid things. Most people perceive me as a loud, trendy, awesome, complicated, intimidating clusterfuck. At least that's what I've gathered over the years.

Either way I don't really care

people think i'm weird

i would agree i guess but i have legit reasons for my behavior

example
every so often i will get so sick of everyone i know and social bullshit that i will retreat into my house and shut all the drapes and lock the doors etc and make no attempt to socialize with any of them. i don't answer the phone or the door. i like it this way. i am perfectly capable of entertaining myself and my boyfriend, the one person i like all the time (mostly) is here. i don't see why the fuck i should behave otherwise.


oh yeah and i also don't think i'm that pretty but a lot of people seem to fawn over me and i don't get it and i don't like it

I do the same thing. Except they don't understand that I don't want anything to do with them for the time being and they singlehandedly ruin the friendship. And I can't say it bothers me.

Boohoo, people think I'm smart/pretty/whatever. Fuck my life.

i'm not bitching, i think it's nice that people would think nice things about me.....i just don't get it