cmon u know leaving it in the mouth is hotter....

I'm sorry, but I already repped you 30 seconds ago, so I'm spent.




ok. I'll start working now.

Haha

This.

Is why you are one of my favorite posters.

Despite formally being a CUNT to me. Haha. Get it? Oh, nevermind. :D

maybe it's a lucky charm, like a rabbit's foot

I'm a dude. My gay friend complimented them...so I don't know. They looked OK once I got shoes on. They were really just too tight around the calf/knee area.

i have little to no patience for imbeciles. not sure if this is a "complaint" or a disclaimer.

outta herb outta money

Cross reference: See my latest post in irrelevant.

^ this. is bloody brilliant.

;-)

same goes to you baby

Complaint:

I already referenced this, but pants NEVER, EVER fit me.

EVER.

They either hurt (by being too tight) or show my ass.

They are ALWAYS much too long.

I'm sick of fucking trimming them.

I'm sick of the way that they either fall off or pinch my belly. As a stupid reminder that I need to get off my lazy ass.

Dresses and skirts are okay, but only as a sometimes thing.

Ugh.

list of things that hurt: my neck, my back (lick my pussy and my crack...see what i did there) my boobs, my leg, my mind

^^^ you might be pregnant! congrats! :)

first she'd have to kill that poor chinaman in Y squadron.

aw man don't say that....

I'm not trying to be jinxy.

*knocks*

there. better?

yeah

i'm pretty sure it's just the typical wicked case of pms.

or a wicked case of Hesse's Damien!