As a kid, my family would occasionally go out on a Friday night to have our dinner at the Wimpy in Croydon. It were right grand, I tell thee.

That was it with Wimpy. A sense of occasion.

What about microwave popcorn?

I don't understand the almost fashion/trend with people getting wooden floors, they make hell loads of noise.

It depends how you install them. My floor used to be really creaky but after it was redone with some real thought, its now as quiet as a mouse.

yeah, I guess, I was just annoyed because I was trying to stealthly sneak upstairs to my room without waking everyone.

I don't think there was anything extravagant about my claim.

There is nothing better than a warm microwaved bourbon biscuit on a cold day. The crunch, the reassuring smoothness of the chocolate center, and the chew that seems to fill the whole mouth with a surge of chocolatey goodness that you'll be left tasting for hours..

so my brother has friends over and they are all touch drunks
and sitting out the back
so i went and took a photo and one of them says "we dont want u filming us right now" and i looked at him and said "dude, im not filming you, and this is my house so i prob dont want to be told what to do"
geez stupid drunks

But they barely taste of chocolate. I'd never thought of microwaving biscuits. Maybe I should get a pack of quality bourbon and give the warmed-up thing a go. What brand do you recommend?

Ow.

She beat me over the head with the remote control
Opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed, look bitch, what have you done? !?
"oh my god, Im sorry son"
"shut up you cunt! I said, fuck it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
Then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck

I'm torn between stayin' in bed and finish watching "Hudosn Hawk" (yes, again) or go to the bathroom and poo. I think I can resist till the end of the movie. Anyway, I'm outta here for a while.

microwaving biscuits! . . . .

here's one: get a digestive and put a marshmallow on it and nuke that.

go on. lush mate.

SINGAPORE.

I'm tired and want to go home.

Once upon a time, it was the height of sophistication to eat a Vesta beef curry.

Not really irrelevant but I want to compose my own pots & kettles & .. drumset. Has anyone got some good sounding ideas?

suck my butthole. Somepeople said it tasted like strawberry.

So I am assuming you like people to rim you.

YES! Especially dogs