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phoenix 08.26.2009 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead


FITNESS INSTRUCTORS!!! LIKE< PEOPLE AT THE YMCA.



not exactly, the kind that lecture at universities. :)

phoenix 08.26.2009 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
it is funny.

people are so fucking stupid, i don't even know what to do anymore.


massage is the apple sauce to chiropactic's filet mignon



you have no idea what you are talking about, and are just making yourself look stupid, just btw.

Satan 08.26.2009 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
you have no idea what you are talking about, and are just making yourself look stupid, just btw.

this

phoenix 08.26.2009 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
No really, I'd LOVE for you to tell me how a chiro would go about treating someone with MS or severe autism. :)



still waiting for a reply on this.


oh that's right, you've probably never spoken to someone with either of these conditions, let alone understand what they go through health wise.

pbradley 08.26.2009 02:09 AM

However, all fun aside, the controversy around whether chiropractice (??) is grounded in science or not in the world of academic theory is a ton load of don't give a shit by yours truly.

But I'm pretty certain that it has been shown to at least be useful in treating lower back pain, neck pain, and such.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
from the way dave talks, im assuming he himself has been studying chiropractics for years.


both my parents were chiro. i'm not a doctor, but i'm not stupid. i practically lived at the office the first 10 years of my life since both of my parents worked because they couldn't afford a secretary.

damn, and i used to get sick of them complaining about how people would ignore them and go take stupid advice/drugs from med doctors.

I'm so sorry dad. its all true.

swa(y), i'm not saying it works for everything, but if you have a spine, which you likely do, then yes, it is possible that it helps.

i have no fucking clue why phoenix is going off about autism and ms... isn't autism a brain disorder? no, chiro wouldn't fucking fix that.

she edited her first post. i quoted the orginal where she was talking about strength/core or some shit.
fuck

sarramkrop 08.26.2009 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
still waiting for a reply on this.


oh that's right, you've probably never spoken to someone with either of these conditions, let alone understand what they go through health wise.


I disagree completely. Madness, I'm telling you.

phoenix 08.26.2009 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
both my parents were chiro. fuck



hahahhaa. okay, I understand now.

Satan 08.26.2009 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
swa(y), i'm not saying it works for everything, but if you have a spine, which you likely do, then yes, it is possible that it helps.


ok but are you willing to step down and admit that it doesn't work for everyone?

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
still waiting for a reply on this.


oh that's right, you've probably never spoken to someone with either of these conditions, let alone understand what they go through health wise.



what the fuck? i never said chiro would cure autism. and i have seen people with MS.

never said it would cure that either, but i googled it and surprise.

http://www.news-medical.net/news/2004/09/10/4689.aspx

pbradley 08.26.2009 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i have no fucking clue why phoenix is going off about autism and ms... isn't autism a brain disorder? no, chiro wouldn't fucking fix that.

Probably came up because some in the alternative medicine community have claimed that vaccination is a cause of autism.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
ok but are you willing to step down and admit that it doesn't work for everyone?



well it really depends on the condition. i don't see why it wouldn't work for 99% of people if you find a good activator method™ doctor. again, i never vouched for any of them except for activator method.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
Probably came up because some in the alternative medicine community have claimed that vaccination is a cause of autism.



ah yeah i've heard of that, and its probably true

Satan 08.26.2009 02:17 AM

it does NOT depend on the condition, it depends on the person.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
hahahhaa. okay, I understand now.



girl, i still like you. but your posts in this thread are really fucking stupid. and just because you have cantankerous backing you up with a "this" every once in a while, doesn't mean you are correct.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
it does NOT depend on the condition, it depends on the person.



how? and how would you know more about this than i would?

of course it doesn't work for everyone, same as drugs/surgeries. but i'd say its way more efficient.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
dear dave,

i like you sometimes. but for the most part i think you suck.


take care,


-s.



what did i do to you?

and for the record, i found every link asked of me... all of you google "chiropractic and ____" whatever the condition is and see what happens.

fuck i'm so angry

phoenix 08.26.2009 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i have no fucking clue why phoenix is going off about autism and ms... isn't autism a brain disorder? no, chiro wouldn't fucking fix that.

she edited her first post. i quoted the orginal where she was talking about strength/core or some shit.


I didn't take out anything from my first post, only added.

I'm sure chiro seems like it fixes many things, many things that would rectify themseves after a few weeks anyway.

Autism can't be cured. It's relevent because you ark on about chiro being a fix all, and there can be many physical problems associated with someone who is severely autistic due to their make up... If you had ever met someone with the condition, you would understand why chiro is not a sollution.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
dear satan,

you are my favorite poster. sometimes you think a bit too much w/ yr emotions (which i can relate too on a very serious level) but you without a doubt are a highly intelligent girl.

sincerely,


-s.



yes, because she provided so many medical journal links to back her claims up. oh wait, no, she copied and pasted one wiki article about sciatica... oh yes.

pbradley 08.26.2009 02:21 AM

Anybody read Chuck Palahniuk's Haunted? There's a character that can give orgasms through foot massage.

Honestly, I thought of ASP.

phoenix 08.26.2009 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
all of you google "chiropractic and ____" whatever the condition is and see what happens.
\



I don't need to google when I've actually seen irl. Don't believe everything you read on the net.

Satan 08.26.2009 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
how? and how would you know more about this than i would?

of course it doesn't work for everyone, same as drugs/surgeries. but i'd say its way more efficient.

really? because i have a bottle of pills right here by my hand, seems to me that's a lot more efficient (and effective) than making an appointment and getting dressed and driving there and waiting so someone can "chiropract" me and driving back home and being pissed off because i wasted a bunch of money for nothing.

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
yes, because she provided so many medical journal links to back her claims up. oh wait, no, she copied and pasted one wiki article about sciatica... oh yes.

http://www.google.com

proceed with caution

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
I didn't take out anything from my first post, only added.

I'm sure chiro seems like it fixes many things, many things that would rectify themseves after a few weeks anyway.

Autism can't be cured. It's relevent because you ark on about chiro being a fix all, and there can be many physical problems associated with someone who is severely autistic due to their make up... If you had ever met someone with the condition, you would understand why chiro is not a sollution.



i have met autistic people, .... how does that mean i could understand that chiro would not be a solution??

i don't think you know anything about it. you are shit-slinging far more than I.

oh wait, here's another article backing up something i didn't even claim chiro could do.
http://www.chiropracticresearch.org/...iropractic.htm

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
I don't need to google when I've actually seen irl. Don't believe everything you read on the net.



and i'm the stupid one. ok

phoenix 08.26.2009 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
Probably came up because some in the alternative medicine community have claimed that vaccination is a cause of autism.



No I brought it up because the variety of 'conditions' which chiro can treat is very narrow and consist mostly of problems which would fix themselves. I'm simply refering to some extremely dibilitating and challenging problems which many people face and require real solutions and pain management

Satan 08.26.2009 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
and i'm the stupid one. ok

fyi that doesnt make any real sense in response to what phoenix said.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
I didn't take out anything from my first post


i didn't even say you took anything out, i said you 'edited'. and you did so to add MS and autism. i've just linked you to articles to read. but i'm sure because you are intelligent and you've met people with MS and autism, that you are much more trustworthy than I.


fuck

phoenix 08.26.2009 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i have met autistic people, .... how does that mean i could understand that chiro would not be a solution??


mildly then?

lol that you think the patient would happily be treated in that way if it were severe.

phoenix 08.26.2009 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i have met autistic people, .... how does that mean i could understand that chiro would not be a solution??

i don't think you know anything about it. you are shit-slinging far more than I.

oh wait, here's another article backing up something i didn't even claim chiro could do.
http://www.chiropracticresearch.org/...iropractic.htm


notice the url starts with 'chriopracticresearch.org' I'm not sure that any technique would post negative articles covering things it does not do?

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
fyi that doesnt make any real sense in response to what phoenix said.



she trusts her meeting of people more than medical journals.

ok, how can i prove it to you guys? is there a way?

Lilly, I know you are beyond saving because one guy named Lim couldn't fix yr sciatica. and Phoenix' sister is a fitness instructor so I know she is sold. sway... sway only trusts women...

the only solution for me is to become a chiro and fix all of you i guess.

Satan 08.26.2009 02:32 AM

one prescription, two prescription, three prescription, four
all prescriptions fix my back and so do many more

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
mildly then?

lol that you think the patient would happily be treated in that way if it were severe.



they would be happily treated by anything that would help cure them. i think they would.

how many links must i provide?

there was 370,000. guess what, they're not written by fitness instructors.

http://www.icpa4kids.org/research/ch...tic/autism.htm

pbradley 08.26.2009 02:33 AM

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and i'm the stupid one. ok


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Originally Posted by davenotdead
whatever bitches, ok means ok.


ok

:D

Satan 08.26.2009 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
dear satan,

you are my favorite poster. sometimes you think a bit too much w/ yr emotions (which i can relate too on a very serious level) but you without a doubt are a highly intelligent girl.

sincerely,


-s.

uh no, i'm using logic here baby. one size does not fit all.

pbradley 08.26.2009 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
No I brought it up because the variety of 'conditions' which chiro can treat is very narrow and consist mostly of problems which would fix themselves. I'm simply refering to some extremely dibilitating and challenging problems which many people face and require real solutions and pain management

Still, the vaccines causes autism bullshit still pisses me off.

I <3 Pasteur

pbradley 08.26.2009 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)
bye, everyone.

Adios, fellow sometimes-a-dick. Hope you decide to comeback some day.

Satan 08.26.2009 02:37 AM

where would we be without vaccines? all of you would have fuckin been crippled by polio or died from smallpox.

demonrail666 08.26.2009 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by samuel
Ben & Jerry's ice cream (a pint for $5.99)


Wow! It's more than twice the price over here.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
No I brought it up because the variety of 'conditions' which chiro can treat is very narrow and consist mostly of problems which would fix themselves.


not at all true.

davenotdead 08.26.2009 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
notice the url starts with 'chriopracticresearch.org' I'm not sure that any technique would post negative articles covering things it does not do?



who would you like to write the article?


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