yay, roasted at last!

i don't have a vague pop culture reference on hand right now. sheeyit.

bzooty: fuck yesss! awesome! mighty boosh quote! mote is the best song ever!!1!1one!1!!eleventy!!!!!!

I am completely unable to roast you. there is no angle of attack. I'm sorry. it's you, not me.

watch:

dirty bunny: hahah I beat floatingslowly at wo--- ooh what the fuck is with that shi-- :mad::mad::mad:

Be assured that everything I wrote came from a place of bitterness and jealousy. :mad:

No one but pbradley has roasted me. :rolleyes:

terriblecanyons: I don't like poopy diapers

teriblykranz: lol internet

wait, thats not a roast thats just quoting you. zing!

Hahahaha. "There is a chair there. I felt it in my hair."

I talk so lyrically whilst drunk

you just kinda looked at me after saying that and lol'd. and i think i announced that miley cyrus was on tv

half of what i remember new years honestly i think happened in my head

i talk like a loon drunk

I wish I could remember that conversation with Josh

oh god i do too

if josh reads this, PLEASE tell us what we said

94% of the post comething completely irrelevant thread:

SY37: yeah TC blah blah blah blah i got 45 early 90s movies for like 3$ each, and i just watched 40 hours of MGM

Terriblecanyons: OMG! blah blah blah blah....blah blah blah blah......


:)

I love you

satan:''i can't wait to have sex with my bf, meanwhile, fuck what you heard''

noise reductions:'' I really liked (a bunch of shit thats really good, followed by a dipset reference, which almost always ruins the mood)

atsonicpark: ''they're ok, nothing fantastic. you should check this band: (68% chance the group will be japanese, 82% chance will be obscure and 46% chance will be good). ''I'm too good of a guy, really I'd fcuk a girl int he neck meat just to make her cum.''

rob instigator: ''she's just pissed cause she stuck fuckin some midget dick who likes beck and can only go for a few minutes. she needs to get with the instigators man-rod so i can smash that sweet lady cookie!!!1sonic life!!!''

thats it for now.

woah woah! Where's the accompanying essay bytor?!

No links to examples either!
Yer slippin man!

alien anal: hey guys, posting this from my neighbor's cupboard, because i found some crackers in here and it has internet, and i'm really high on xanax and some other pills i found on the floor in here.

atsonicpark: tetsuo is only better than el topo when i close my right eye while blinking with my left eye and posting random sentences on this forum at the same time. check my myspace for new scissor shock tracks!!

kegmama: answer these if yer as board as i am right now....
:::type first thing that comes to mind :::
peanuts-
penthouse-
pests-
penis-
kids-
sex-
best ex-friends-
music-
...

girlgun: so i'm going to strangle my boss tomorrow guys...
fltngslwly: "beep boop bleep" .... GG: get the fuck out of my thread, i'll see you at home, nerd....


phoenix: :mad: why is no one playing WoW? :mad:


terriblecrayons: look at my keyuuute garfield warm blanKets!!

cantankerlilyninesatan: fuuuuuuuck i want that garfiel blanket! i'd give birth to keef's babies and swaddle them in it. fuuuck i'm bored, gonna smoke weed and if my faggot friend calls me for the 19th time tonight I'm going to fucking tear her head off because I told her last tuesday that i did not want to go to that party, and when i want to be alone then that means I WANT TO BE ALONE and now i've got some family shiiit going on and have to fly back to st. louis tomorrow. i''m not even wearing pants right now or a bra, just a vintage stones tongue shirt and some blood that's caked onto my thigh

Best fucking roast in this thread. <3 dave

deaddiscodildo: hey guys, i know i don't look like bob dylan, but look at these carazy pants i bought and wore to this show i played! look at these pics of the people at the show! look at them hoisting their beers in appreciation of my musical talent!

ps-phoenix, plz send those pics of yr vagina again, accidentally deleted from my inbox. thanks babe, love you <3 <3

phoenix: dildo, i'll send them again and some new ones of me in this corset i made out of recycled fishnets and large organic tea leaves that i found in this forest while i was killing warlocks.

floatingslowly: phoenix, get online, meet me at warlock forest, your services are needed and payment in the form of vastly improved smartchips shall be rendered upon completion of yr services.

amerikangod: hey is anyone listening to me? i want all the bitches to post sexy pics of themselves so i can fap

zombie robot: well i don't know why you would want pics of me since I'm dead and my left tit is rotting with maggots, but here is a pic of me fellating a wooden kitchen spoon with my undead sensual mouth

satan: ATP ruled! I say biscuits instead of cookies and my skin burns at the sun of dawn.
davenotdead: names! I can't masturbate to the pics if I don't know the NAMES!
Diesel: mate, my ass cheeks look better than you, amirite, bar pub beer, I'm almost as slow as nicfit at putting my music out.
floatingslowly: I blame my programmers
crypto: nah, they're all like sisters to me
synth: check out my new haircut (_slavo_ is wrong, the pics are not all the same)
schizo: hey guise, I'm back, I have a husband with a whale penis, that's why I don't hang around much in here anymore
emmah: willard
Every-n: I hate this place and Mike Patton ruined music and mexican fans are stupid. But it's nice to talk with someone who knows shit about the shit I like from time to time. *disappears*
Heckler Spray: *insert weekly pedo-bear image*, I love you guys.
Officer randy: stay in school, kids.
Danny himself: I grew up! Chicks dig grown up guys. I'm like MJ, just whiter.
atsonic: cosplayin' noise sex zelda netflix scissor shock robe links superlong list with ratings
sway: I'm like, in the south. And in love. Let's come together, right now, in sweet harmony. FUCCCCKK!

edit: oops, deleted double post..

terriblecrayons: josh, pick up your phooone. sooo bored. fuck

sy37: ok fine, but look at this picture i found on the internet first.

schizophrenicroom: josh, call her now. hey everyone, you know my name is jade, right?

terriblecrayons: yes, call nao. i'm so hungry and i only have 2 saltines left.

schizophrenicroom: omg i'm so taken. we are pretty much married, my step-mom in-law just called me an old woman, lol.

hahaha

This thread rules.

this thread has the potential to piss a lot of people off

Jesus christ I lol'd. It's so true.

gmku: drinking this really good indie beer IPA right now. north carolina > south carolina. browsing through this j. crew catalog for some olive green pants that will go with this plain blackish tree-bark-brown shirt i bought at banana republic the other day. i miss my wife, but soon i'll be in portland! cantankerous and emma, post those pics of you two in panties again, they are buried a few pages back.

EMMAh: hey guys... only here cuz i'm soooo bored. i took some more pics of my ratties' babies and some of my new hair color, but i won't post them unless you guys really want to see them. i'm so stoooned right now

swa(y): hey guys, krissy took some more pics of this graveyard where 4 thousand slaves were killed. here i am with my bud in this one, he's single. i really really miss my friend that died. sometimes i just sit around drinking the stuff we used to drink together and think about what he'd say if he was here. my dad is such an asshole, i mean, if i ever saw him, i guess i'd think so. i'm so in love with krissy tho so its ok

I don't think anyone could piss me off in this thread.

well, those who get pissed off wouldn't be that smart imo...it's all in good fun and love. Plus the ones who post stuff are likely to become the next targets, so I guess it's a mutual game ha ha.

noisereductions - stu can you upload it in mp3?

terminal pharmacy: phoenix I'm in Melbourne now hit me up!

phoenix: terminal, are you in melbourne yet???

crypto: HOUSTON people, huuuge party in 4 hours at my friend's indoor poool! playmates will be there, PM me! do you guys like this flyer I made y/n?

This is Not Here: hey, look at all these pics of me from last weekend. before you ask, I'm only wearing eyeliner because we went to a GOTH-gay club. yeah, i know my friend looks pretty hot in that one pic

al shabbray: hey guys, still in germany over here. i'll upload a couple pics of me in aviators. then one of me with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth. cool, huh?

chabib: I'm editing 77boadrum (in loop)
zombot: I'm new but I know everything about you guys.
angella: No one can piss me off. Only a few chosen ones could piss on me, though.
nefeli: rainbows and unicorns and superkindness attacks + fashion + work + etiquette

Best thread ever.

I am unroastable.


EDIT: Attempting to roast me now will only be taken as desperation.

So far, my roasts have been the most dickish.

ploesj: hey guys, here's a pic of my super messy room, never mind that i strategically placed everything to look as cool/artsy as humanly possible. also, i made this blouse from my great-grandmother's wedding veil which is 249 years old and was once touched by a french noblewoman who was visiting belgium on a peace treaty/tea-party


Danny: everyone shutup, bring the ruckus, look at this super sharp blazer i wore out last weekend. and pass me a coca-cola, in a bottle, with a straw please. thanks.

Anngella: look at this b/w pic of the small of my back while my cat rests on it. my cat is so awesome

I can't think of anything bad to say about any of you. I'm not saying you're all flawless but it'd be silly to judge you all from posts on a message board.

that is not the spirit..

davenotdead I am going to take a picture just like that.

ZEROpumpkins: hey guys, i'm still like 14, i still live in a sydney suburb with my parents, and i still want everyone to like me so i'm going to try so hard to not piss people off

atsonicpark: i do codeine, xanax, and robo-trip every night and i still want to kind of kill myself despite how awesome i am at film and being a boyfriend to this girl [who looks like a small-boy but with dd tits]. japanese girls are the best and in case you guys didn't know how large my dick is, its 9 and a half inches.

pbradley: hey guys i'm just your typical snarky white guy from san francisco. yes i'm educated, probably more articulate than you are, and i've traveled to new mexico and took pictures of myself drinking beer. no i will not shave my mustache.

dead-air: look at these pictures of me wearing a ski mask while in a rubber ducky suit as i take a bath and cover the camera lens with this red filter. also, i will turn the shutter speed down and shake it to get cool effects. i probably still have better taste than you do in music, and i still live in portland and drink indie micro-brewed beers that you could only dream about

rob instigator: i work in a law firm with a bunch of uptight, conservative fuckwads, but i maintain my rebelliousness with my nose-ring [which i can only wear on the weekends].