Oh yes. SO HOT.

you gotta respect

he's so hot, he can't drive 55!!

He did a striptease for Kim's 50th birthday. Kim left roughly 2 seconds later.

That was a fun night. Jesus passed out at the table and Kim and Lee drew penises all over his face.

Yeah that was a wild night. Thurston kept coming up to me asking if I wanted to play this game where we spit ice cubes in eachothers mouth. I kindly declined every time...Okay I tried it once!

You rebel! Did you make it in his mouth?

I did, three times.

You got game!

I made it in his mouth then he spit it back and it hit me in the eye.

Indeed I do!

There was also a game with all four of Teh Youth where you had to throw and catch cherries in a similar fashion. There was odd tension all throughout this game. There was too much symbolism.

I was participating in the cherries game for a while until they kicked me out of it. It was a good game nonetheless. Then, I went back and drug Jesus' drunk ass into the bathroom so he could throw up. I had to hold his hair back because the fucking hippie let it grow so long.

Dude! You took out that hippie Jesus and I kicked Moses' fucking ass that night! He tried to get me drunk after the cherry game, and we went back to the ark, and I told him to get his nasty hair away, and he tried to get an animal to kill me and I roundhouse-kicked him in the face and teabags.

I remember at that party Flava Flav and Chuck D were fighting over Kim but they were really wasted and it was really one of the guys from Redd Kross.

fucking hippies

i have to say my favorite things right now are jesus freaks

Didn't Kim end up almost boning Chuck? I heard there was some Eiffel Tower going on.

I heard it was Bad Brains.

Jesus Freaks are hilarious. Especially Evangelists.

I think you're thinking of Flava. Him and Kim had a thing going on. And it was Bad Brains.

What? I missed that? Now I'm pissed that Jesus was so drunk. Should've left him in the bathroom and seen Moses gettin his ass kicked.

You're Right! It was HR they were fighting over. Or wait maybe it Was J. Mascis. Dreadlocks and pale skin.

what does that have to do with bob marley?

You should have seen it. I tore his fucking tunic to pieces.

I heard Lee was with Mary Magdalene in a hot sweaty romance at the same time T was Eiffel Towering Mary.

It has everything to do with Bob Marley.