Ladies and Gentlemen, Walter Mercado!!!!!

Porky,dear, she was just saying that as you are a fag you'd know about pastels.

just a word of advice... don't rip off my schtick. that schtick is MINE.
my teeth are real sharp.
I had no idea Phil Collins was a fan of Sun Ra.
o, because it's not happening. i thought i'd be able to get you to shut up.

i don't care.

 

I FUCKING WIN/
hahaha, i win.
i think you've had an epiphany
i don't care. you didn't shut up.
no.
I hate to burst your bubble, but...
hilarious. now let's post pictures to drive everyone even further into the void of disgust.
smoke that meth all day, all night
i let one of my friends, who is gay, dye my hair a couple of times. he did a good job.
seeing as glice is always right and so am i, i'm just going to do whatever the fuck i want. and right now i don't feel like it.
maybe for you. i get to tear you to pieces with my teeth.
Nope. Whores get paid.
i was courtney love for halloween once too. i was babydoll courtney because that's how all my clothes are anyway so it's not like i was even wearing a costume
i'm going to make a thread for every time i go out somewhere entitled "what should i wear today"
i hope this doesn't offend you but your parents might be insane.
NO!
this just can't be happening.
make up your goddamn mind.
doesn't he have a little girly voice?
hayden, such a queer
he's so queer, he cannot hear
et cetera
drone, do you moonlight as a cat burglar by chance?
i stand corrected
fear for your life, savage drone
hayden might rape you
fear not, savage drone
looking like chris frantz is not
all that bad, is it?




Thank you for being absolutely unclear and ambiguous the first time around.
I'm glad that I sicken you. That was, after all, my sole intent and purpose.
The voices in my head are telling me to just smile and nod.
see this? this here?
this is me not giving a shit.
that is a fucking disgrace.
we're sorry, but your wit is ineffective. please try again later
just saying.
I did not. You're delusional.
i'm sorry, did i not make myself clear enough?





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pussycunt whore.

The gayest horoscope guy ever.

Wow atari 2600.
Are you really 38 years old?

They are all Cantankerous quotes, so phuckit.

I did add the colors upon subsequent postings.

It's amusing to me that the two quotes which you singled out were the ones that I used at the first and the last of the list.

Thanks for impelling me to sully everything.

Sincerely Yours,

a

holy out in left field much?

and what the fuck is wrong with YOU?

hello, generation eccch.

I wasn't trying to be funny or clever. I was telling the truth.

If you get my drift. Which, knowing you, you probably don't.

fields
 

what's that supposed to mean?

I wasn't insulting you. I was merely stating that it was a little left-fielded to seek out all those quotes. I commend thee actually. I read every last one and laughed my ass off at it's randomness.

Thank you for being absolutely unclear and ambiguous the first time around.