Thank you! I was going for something completely not serious.
I think the rain noises were a little over the top, but the thunderclap covered up a fuck-up in my guitar playing.

Purported Yeti scalp at Khumjung monastery.

That is clearly a honey-cured ham covered in rat hair.

I've read Monster Manual at least 50 times, and yet I still have no idea what the fuck that is.

if I were to guess, I'd say a wizard did it.

It appears to be a domesticated Chimera with the optional Jackalope and additional head attachments.

Sarina Brewer

^^^ I would make sweet love to everything displayed on the frontpage. I would be especially attentive to the chupacabra. I fucking LOVE chupacabra.

on the news: a jesus mohawk. it's a cross shaped mohawk some trailer-mama shaved into her kid's head.

"what better way to witness to yr neighbor than having The Lawd's sign displayed on yr head".

I'm tired

How about a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk

Mister body massage machine GO!

DANZIG DANZIG!!11one

You know ,terriblecanyons, for the longest time I always thought your name was terriblecrayons haha.