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ohhhh, forgot yes!!! !@#$%! 95% of robin williams' filmography. dude did the birdcage remake/adaptation and that one is very funny, but mostly because of nathan lane and, in a smaller way, hank azaria.

what about this?:

i've probably seen like one scene but come on!

I think any godzilla film falls under this category.

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

I think any godzilla film falls under this category.

hey, sucka, wait a minute!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

the original 1954 godzilla RULES. RULES.

I just never found it any good. I laughed when I saw it, but this was a spanish translation. I was a wee little lad.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ha ha ha.

hm-- how can i not love her...

let's see..

she plays a most annoying dorketta? yeah! that!

BLECH

read that article i posted above! it's wonderful...

some choice quotes:

If Zach Braff is the voice of my generation, can't someone please crush his larynx?

What has Braff's keen ear picked up about the nation's young people? If Garden State is to be believed, they spend their days squinting and staring wistfully while slowly learning that it's OK to feel, and, like, live. When they do speak, yearbook quotes come out. For example: "Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place."

If Garden State is any indication, Braff's weaknesses as a director go beyond narcissism. In the film, he piles on quirky details—a disembodied red gas pump hanging from a car, a guy in a suit of armor, a framed diploma on the ceiling—to keep viewers from scrutinizing his shallow characters and clichéd cultural observations. Thisis the kind of movie the Zuckers would have made if they used gags in the service of drama rather than screwball comedy.

the gold doesn't end there. there's lots more.

Oh well, I guess I'm just not "indie" enough. Suck it.

I actually liked Garden State as well, but whatever. Suck My Left One !@#$%!.

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

I actually liked Garden State as well, but whatever. Suck My Left One !@#$%!.

And my right one. He'll have quite the mouthful.

godzilla movies are cheesy as hell, in general.

that's why a blockbuster hollywood, big-explosions action packed version is the more dumb and pointless.

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

I actually liked Garden State as well, but whatever. Suck My Left One !@#$%!.

pfttttt-- only if you were kathleen hanna, chimp

I really hated hollywood, and all things mainstream as a kid. But I still watched them because I did not know any better.

I am Kathleen Hanna in drag.

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Originally Posted by Anngella

And my right one. He'll have quite the mouthful.

ha ha ha ha.

you wish. :p

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

I am Kathleen Hanna in drag.

plus toe fungus

I am infatuated with Bikini Kill.

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

I am Kathleen Hanna in drag.

That's the hottest thing I've heard all night. I want pictures.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ha ha ha ha.

you wish. :p

It's actually one of my fantasies when I masturbate.

I could probably watch that .gif for hours.

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Originally Posted by Anngella

It's actually one of my fantasies when I masturbate.

you might want to keep your fantasies private, lest they turn to nightmares. now this is going to be forever associated in your mind with synth's nasty toe fungus. see what i mean?

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you might want to keep your fantasies private, lest they turn to nightmares. now this is going to be forever associated in your mind with synth's nasty toe fungus. see what i mean?

..But toe fungus turns me on, too.

And honestly, it's hard to turn me off once I'm already there. I could look at a vagina and then look at some goatse and just ignore the goatse. Is that weird?

Wow, you are so strange that I am mystified.