I keep clicking on the green/grey buttons like ASP suggested and NOTHING HAPPENS.

double-you-tee-eff???


and WHY is mine RED? have I been REPORTED???!

I'm sorry that I've never felt the urge to see what a triangle with an arrow means before. It really has nothing to do with my posting on a message board.

I've got all day.

It means nobody reads your posts.

What point are you trying to make?

The point is: my lady doth protest too much.

if I were to guess, I would say that despite it having nothing to do with yr posting, it's showing a certain level of LACK of situational awareness.

just sayin'.


btw....I just reported everyone in this thread.

Okay.

I don't know the inner and outer workings of every part of this message board. Big fucking deal.

I tried reporting myself but it doesn't let you.

Will you please stop it.

no worries. I got ya.

This board gets worse all the time.

Back at ya

Ooh, get you

beauty lurks below \/\/

Case in point.

That dude looks like a young steve albini.

you know, nobody has chained you to this place...

if it sucks so bad, I know how you can fix it.

ALT+f4 usually does the trick.

It's a reporting hoedown party. I'll bring the barrels of cider and weak-ass English spliffs.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm one of the few people who has never "quit" the board or made a big deal about its shittiness. I'm simply noting.. it gets worse all the time. Because, uh, it's true.

Boring.

I'm talking about free will. why would you keep clicking on something that keeps "getting worse"? masochistic much?



you speak in riddles.

I don't constantly bitch about how shitty this board is. I have made one post about its decline, amongst a thread of pure ridiculousness. That's not a very good riddle.

^^ this may apply.


if you want to give me a few moments I'll also drag up yr recent post about how the old board was better because it was "less flashy" (which hilariously enough was follow up by a web archive link to it with boxes that say "get flash"). I laughed.

Hmm... no. This isn't anything like that. A bunch of useless, lame replies in a row to try to prove some nonexistant point about me not paying attention nor caring about a "Report" button on everyone's posts and how that's crazy or something... that, to me, represents the silliness of this board. I'm simply taking note, not making posts going "FUCK THIS BOARD! FUCK THIS BOARD!" which some people do. I can leave whenever I want to.

.....And the old board didn't have shit-tons of pictures and smiley faces and colors and crap. Which, uh, is the definition of "flashy". FLASH player and how flashy a board are also have nothing to do with each other despite how ironic that might seem.

I know you're trying to be clever but you just look like an ass for no reason right now.

Yeah, wish I could have deleted when I realized I made it the morning after.

EDIT: Actually I regret the whole lot.

Yeah, a fair point. Repeatedly posting graphic details about one's sexual relations with one's significant other is a far better way of realizing the potential for great discussions that this board represents.

Yeah, man, fuck me for posting things relevant to the threads I'm posting to. I'm such a dick!

how about a nice tall glass of eat my fuck, buttfinger?

Also, I'm curious as to anything graphic I've posted. "My girlfriend just stuck a finger in my butt" isn't very graphic, is it? I always assumed graphic was "I stuck my veiny and well-oiled cock into her tight, pink pussy and then I proceeded to hold her down and thrust my 7 inches with all my might as I could feel her vagina juices flowing down my balls..........." you know, stuff like that.

Oh, I get it now! People are just jealous that I have awesome sex and they don't. Well, damn. Maybe you guys spend too much time looking at the triangle with an arrow on it while I'm out getting my prostate milked!

Case in point.

ps: :):):):)

Always.

You have posted more than once about where and how you expel your ejaculate in pretty graphic detail, among other things.

Not sure how graphic I can be when I'm simply saying "I like to cum on my girlfriend's face." So what? It's romantic. Cantankerous can go "hey, my nipples are erect, it's cold in here!" And everyone beats off for hours. So, I don't want to hear anything about graphicness. I thank "frankness" is a better word. I'm frank!

Also, how I expel my ejaculate? I just tug on it.

Also, yeah, I post to threads relevent to what I'm posting about, you know threads about sex. I don't randomly invade threads and go, "HEY GUYS! GUYS! GUESS WHAT? I GRAPHICALY LIKE TO CUM ON MY GIRLFRIEND'S FACE!!!!"

So, again, there's really no point being made here.

Yeah, I guess every post you make really is a stellar fucking contribution and none of them could ever remotely be referred to as less than enlightening.

Sure, why not.

I never said anything like that nor suggested anything like that but okay!