I felt like I was going to get raped. The whole ambience was murky.

It sounds like something I would be totally into if I'd had enough whiskey.

Great thread guys. My sex life feels comparatively boring compared to these stories, despite it always involving something most men find abhorrent.

what's that?

i'm going to guess cock rot

who the fuck would want that

sucking dick? taking it in the ass? dirty pussy?

everyone likes different things but nobody wants cockrot. trust me.

Poo while you penetrate someone?

snogging someone who has a mouth full of vomit?

An unpleasant surprise, yes, but certainly not something that halts the proceedings.

God I want it in my ass so fucking bad.

not if peanuts have been consumed prior, or sweetcorn.

this thread has really gone to shit.

Peanuts kind of add the same sensation that a tongue ring does when you're getting a blowie.


Literally?

yes, it was a pun. hohohoho.

I thought so and appreciated it just in case, but I'm too drunk to be 100% aware of puns at the moment. By the way Jesus Lizard were awesome.

I've heard of this guy once who was getting fucked by someone in a dark room and all of a sudden felt something on his cock, plus smelt shit. The other guy shat himself because of the poppers.

I think we mentioned something on our email exchanges about this, can't remember exactly, I need to check.

Anyone here ever fucked an animal? Haha.

I know a guy.. sorry, knew a guy.. who used to beat off and have his dog lick his balls while he was doing it.