fight! fight! fight!

and if chewbacca's little puppies showed their airfarce faces in the prequels, i'd drown them too and then sell the skinned coats, which i'd GLADLY do by myself with only nails and teeth, to Quentin TerribleTino and his Charles in Charge Mother Fuckers that Shit the aborted results of Ludlum's bender inspirations and fuck you

shut up man

no.

i'm sure many would talk down to chewbcca on a mesageboard. however, as ben kenobi rightfully said, "let the wookie win"

ok then at least answer the following:

if someone dropped you into belize with nothing but a fannypack, which of the following would you deem somewhat probable as a course of action in light of no other options:

1: forking a tidepool
2: empathizing with the upturned crustaseans
3: peel the wings from a gull and flap your arms
4: walk back into the tide

3: peel the wings from a gull and flap your arms

jesus christ if i was having a conversation about chewbacca and it WASN'T on the internet, I'd walk across an ocean. And I don't mean like Jesus.

k, you've noticed that when you start talking I just kind of drop out, right?

chewbacca is great in that sense; he seems to exists only within the logic of internet interaction. if, while at work, i said "how would chewbacca react?" i'd rightfully expect to be fired. on the net, however, chewbacca has some gravity. as such, god bless the internet, if only for for making chewbacca a credible source of reference.

Why isn't the ''post a picture of yourself'' thread called ''post a picture of yourself everyday, and make jonboy think about stuff''? Where are the parody thread starters when you need them? I'd make sure that I'd stay on the internet even more than I am already just to post one a day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCPo8rT7MM

The modern obsession of winning.

when was the last time you spoke to someone in real life?

Fail picture time!



That's my favourite.

^hahahahahaha

Whilst I bask in the scent of Epic Fail, can someone answer me this: Is this Genteel Death geezer/bird someone who's posted here under a different username? Their style seems somewhat familiar...

My friend just went to the kitchen two minutes ago and I asked him to pour me a drink. Do you want me to post a picture of us drinking it?