actually i'm feeling sharp as a tack even though i've been drunk for two days straight (i've since sobered up, you don't have to worry about trying to decipher anything i'm saying here)

what are you supposed to say when someone says they'd do you? "let's go"?

hm you about "fuck off you disgusting moron" or "i don't do retards"?

just a couple of suggestions, you know.

i don't feel like being mean today. i'm always nice to crazy homeless men who say i'm pretty if that's any sort of comparison.

it's true that alcohol lowers one's "ick" threshold.

beer goggles & what not.

what are you saying? that i'm drunk 24/7 or hobos say i'm pretty because they're drunk?

because i agree with you, but i can't decide if i should be offended by what you just said.

#1 only.

white people like to be offended!!

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008...eing-offended/

haha
i'm not offended though.

and i'm not drunk ALL the time!

Bear Goggles?

LISA BONET - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

fuck yes i would.

Yoko Ono - would you hit it?

probably.

Grace Slick - would you hit it?

not these days.

hahahaahh!

MAUDE FLANDERS AND MARGE SIMPSON - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

CHER - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

MEGAN MULLALY - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

 

JK ROWLING - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

KHLOE KARDASHIAN - WOULD YOU HIT IT?