i was there for almost two weeks though and im realllllly burned out on it
the rice thing was a joke

no not really

She's rich!

thanks for the college fund dad. im getting a better education than i ever would at some fruitcake university.

I am chronically bored of Europe in its entirety. I can't see myself living in it in 2/3 years time. I must admit that I have never visited any Scandinavian countries because somehow they don't appeal to me. I am probably wrong, who knows.

i would like to go to sveeeeeeeden

I used to share a flat with one of the sweetest Swedish girls ever. She now lives in Thailand and she often found the vast majority of Europe boring too.

I suppose it appeals to you lot (Amerkkkans or Australians) because you are scared of other races who wear sandals better than your race. Am I right?

man, i really want to visit sweden

i hear there's hella pretty girls there

all the swedish people i've met have been very good looking, but very dull.

I like Peter Murphy.

just sayin'.

Bat-lover.
Preevert.

I've never fucked a bat before.

true story.

I love rice so much

what is it with you texans & rice?



must be the legs

you should see her rice paddy. RRRAAOoowwwrrrrrr

hahahah! and I am Texarrican!

puerto ricans love rice as much as anyone!

I think in that picture she is trying to explain to him how to properly use the hand dryer in air force One's restroom

he doesn't look like he's "getting it".

nope, he does not.

maybe she's offering to cup his balls like that

arrozzzzzzzzzzz in my burrito

i mean that in a completely nonsexual way