Single, and I always have been.

taken and i always will be

How sweet.

There's a Jamaican guy at work that I'm so gonna shag, at one point. You heard it first on here. Whooooo!

When are you coming to L.A.?

I'll send you my body in a coffin. Deal?

Deal, how'd you know I am a necrophiliac.

single

she's a softie in disguise

up!

not married.
will be soon though.
You'll all be invited.
not.

single. partaay.

Ooo, ooo! Single and desparate for a SYG hottie.

i'm single. for the first time in a long time. its been a month, and its been really hard for me to even look at other guys.

listen to how pathetic this is. i was dancing at a rave and this guy turned around and started dancing by me and making eye contact. and i didnt fucking do anything. i blew him off TWICE. and he was just my type too!!

this blows.

I've been single for such a long time, I don't even remember what it's like to be in a relationship with someone anymore. I don't even seem to pull anymore, or at least being into it, which is not so bad, it's only frustrating when I feel like it would be nice to have sex.

Single and it fucking sucks!

It doesn't suck that much, I just miss having sex more regularly.

single

yep, sometimes

single and i don't care.

Single and not in the position for a relationship.