If Billy Mays were still alive, I'd want him to record a cover version of the entirity of the Wu-Tang Clan's 1at LP.

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OH GOD the thought of billy mays going WU TANG CLAN AINT NUTTIN TA FUK WIT is priceless

Satan - From some health site: "Snorting of cocaine can lead to perforation of the septum, and rubbing cocaine into the gums can cause gum disease and cavities"

tc - OXYCLEAN AIN'T NUTTIN TA FUCK WIT'!

^^^I saw it, and...meh. Had another swig of beer.

yep!
better>>

no i meant an AUDIO signature. everyone their own sound. anyway, good screams.


blow-- that stuff is shit. why o why all over again? is it that job? waitingperson's occupational hazard?

take care of your ass yo. for what i've seen, it's quite valuable.



these guys (you'll remember them i'm sure) agree:



but seriously-- wtf? ayayay...

HAHA i was thinking about that painting the other day. what a trip.


yeah its a bit of an occupational hazard. colombians in the kitchen and whatnot.

Damn. I'm out of wine.

slippery when wet

if you make yrself a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, and a glass of milk, and take it into the bathroom, and start shitting, and dip the pb&j in the milk and then take a big bite, you got mushy going in yr mouth and mushy coming out yr asshole. slippery when wet! *faarrrttt*

been there, done that, what else is new?

i was back in santy fey last month and it's still on sale in that gallery.



but for fucks sakes avoid that shit or even the job if you must-- you know how that usually ends

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alright, i hope those weren't your gums

on that "okay" note, a funny story-- i'm not

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uhhhh...

I'm okay, you're okay.

bullshit. im dealing with my temporary bouts of seasonal depression. fucking sucks.

Sorry to here that !@#$%!
HOpe you get better.

Sorry.

thanks.

it's a late-september to october thing. happens every fucking year. eh!

nothing that oversleeping won't cure.

I hear ya. I go through this in late winter/early spring, right around the thaw. Too much false happiness.

I'm actually happiest in fall.

don't get me wrong, i love the season

but some days, it kicks me in the fucking balls

spring makes me want to kill myself. every year.

I get it during x-mas. It's full of false gatherings, and emotions.

Exactly.

I hate spring.

I wish could sleep through the whole motherfucking idiotic season.

i need to find myself a winter hobby.

maybe i'll take up snowboarding, break my leg, and spend winter hospitalized and drugged.

i hate it. i hate the weather. i hate the allergies. i hate the happy idiots running around.

I could do without the broken bones and the hospital. Drugged, though--OK.

Eh just find a connect. Less painful and more euphoria.

it's mostly the happy idiots for me (see sig).

ha ha ha

no, i was-- no. i didn't mean it that way. i was just thinking of winter sports and then free-association happened.

speaking of connects, i think i'm gonna call up a friend-- not drug related though, ha.

by the way, i'm not completely opposed to getting the blues-- it can be a useful time to process stuff. fuck constant happiness.

anyway, you guys take care.

get better !@#$%!
cook something delicious.

You too man.

That's why you got you a honey right there, !@#$%. To take the edge off. Wish my honey wuz here.

s-h, jes' fyi, yr sig pic dance perty good wid the Stones doin Lil Queenie. Try it.