o man!

is ferris bueller there?

Haha I said SOME of the finest art. If he was here it'd be ALL. Just having a quick mental relaxer before getting back into the chin stroking

oh no he went to the baseball game

yeah long visits to museums give me headaches

i see too much or something

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eta: so you still flying out of nawlins or not no more?

Agreed. It's a lot to take in in one go. Certainly exhausting. Plus I did did a walking tour of the architecture of Chicago this morning. That was great learning more about buildings that only yesterday I just glanced past.

Nope, still flying to New Orleans. Got an 8am flight tomorrow. Problem is I have I a date here tonight. Better not miss that flight

damn son you work fast :D

Yeeaahhh...the accent has allowed me to be a bit of a tomcat here

ha ha ha ha

yeah, i’ve seen that phenomenon before

anyway if you could stay a while and sell garbage goods on informercials with the credibility that accent gives you, you could get rich very quickly...

It's insane, I know. I seem to become about 3 times more desirable the minute I hit US soil.

so, 3-2, looks eventful

ima pester you again in the trump thread man

watching highlights of this “uefa nations league” business

witf is it?

germany sucking lolol

adiós love...

UEFA brought it in to replace friendlies but they're really the same thing. I didn't bother watching any of it. But then I only really care about Int football during WCs and the Euros, and maybe some of the other proper federation cups.

Looks like Joachim Low's for the chop. I'm just amazed he's still there to begin with.

oh it’s friendlies with your own level?

sounds okay but... hm...

germany lacking a proper centerforward

i mean there’s timo but dont know why he’s not working

think about their championship, it was a 37 year old guy who gave it to them

okay the final was a gotze goal, yes, but the rest was klose

Yeah they need renewing. It's hard tampering with a team straight after they'd won a WC but they needed new blood a long time ago. But I don't watch enough German football to know who's in contention.

Anyway, Prem starts again tomorrow

Sat: Chelsea v Man U (aka Hazard v Jose) looks must-watch, but perhaps a tad early for our rebel colonist friends (12:30 GMT)

Biases aside, if you're looking for an option other than the obvious (above), it has to be West Ham v Spurs. (3.00 GMT) Spurs will be favourites but they're not quite firing this season, and WH are a bogey-team for them. Pelle v Poch; Arnie v Kane, big derby atmosphere. It's probably the biggest game of the season for WH fans but should be a good one for the neutral too, albeit in a weekend relatively low on hi-profile fixtures.

yeah 530 am for me lol

it’s 549 here rn, i can make it tomorrow, for sure catch 2nd half

if Man U play any deeper theyll be in the stard

Hazard's having Luke Shaw and Ashley Young on toast.

1-0 Chelsea (Rudiger) but what was Pogba doing?!?

great goal rudiger huh?

It was an excellent header but Pogba should've stuck with him. Man U are all over the place.

my talking heads saying man u ok but pogba pogba pogba

me i just enjoying chelsea and laughing at sarri screaming “porca madonna “ :D :D

at 1-0 they always have a chance but they're just so slow, and disorganised.

1-1. How the fuck do MU do it?