Standard.

What should I do today at work: sit around doing nothing or work?

you have to ask!

when did you last cry?

When my ex left me five years ago.

Why do you measure your penis - at least sometimes -, altough you know, it won't grow anymore?

i dont.

what last made you really angry?

I forgot to save with pokémon blue.

I bet you secretly spend alot of time on yr myspace, do you?

no, i hate myspace.

who shoud be president of the usa?

Beebo

Have you ever lost a fight from a girl?

Physical fight: never had one.
Verbal fight: every time.

Dr. Who or Dr. Doolittle?

Dr. Who.

Sussex have just beaten Lancashire in the C&G Cup final. As a Lancashire supporter, this makes me feel a bit :( .

Does it make you feel :( :) or :confused:?

Hello everyone, i'm new... sorry, i don't play cricket. :(

Hello no value. You're supposed to ask the next question.

Ok sorry i'll ask. Who do you like more? Coleman Hawkins or Billy Corgan?

That's the idea. Coleman Hawkins.

Snakes: are they fascinating beasts, or do they just make you think 'ugh'.

They are fascinating but i wouldnt want to have one.
Melon or watermelon?

Watermelon

Do you wear much jewelery?

I'm allergic to any type of metal so i cant wear any.

Eastenders or Coronation Street?

My wife is allergic to non-precious metals.

Coronation Street.

Coronation Street or Emmerdale?

(the only thing ITV do with any skill nowadays is soaps)

It's a distressful allergy to say the least.

Emmerdale because it's bonkers.

Vinyl or tape?

Vinyl

Vhs or Beta?

Don't rate them much but i have a tune of theirs on my pc because it's good.

Clor or Klaxons then?