she's really a blonde.

not in my head she's not.

in her pussy bush, she is

i watched the longer swedish tv version, it was a good film but i hated both characters

Gross Pointe Blank

human centipede - 4/10

Pretty damn lame. Why are people on the internet hyping this boring film up so much? OH MAN, PEOPLE'S HEADS ARE CONNECTED TO OTHER PEOPLE'S ASSES! Lame lame lame.

Thanks for reminding me of water lillies, getting it now..

my friends are making me watch this this weekend. I don't really want to see it.

Tell your friends they can get stuffed.

10/10
God damn.. I mean god damn.

okay so... it was a lot better than I expected. Mainly becuz I thought it was just going to be gross-out stuff, which doesn't do it for me. But it was actually done "tastefully" (???)... I mean it was nothing incredible, but it was definitely entertaining.

If Looks Could Kill

6.5/10
Could have just as well been titled "Beautiful people blow up expensive things"... that said I had a pretty good time even though the movie was quite flawed.

Hype!

 

 

wet hot american summer

stayed in over the weekend and watched a few films

zatoichi - hadn't seen it since it was in the cinemas, it was funnier than i remembered 8/10

swing - a japanese pinky film, pretty decent, has a great scene wear a chick goes a bit mental and rapes a couple she thinks look down upon her. 7/10.

black magic rites and secret orgies of the 14th century - italian film form the 70s, totally sucked overall, but was visually quite fun, would probably be a pretty fun film to make a live soundtrack to. 3/10

ong bak 2 - waste of time, the first hour has almost no fights whatsoever and the the last 25 mins tony jaa fights an army of ninjas but it's kind of just a less interesting/weird colour saturatiopn version of that fight scene at the end of warrior king/protector where he breaks 100 dudes arms and legs in 5 minutes. 2/10

soylent green - pretty decent, didn't live up to my high expectations, but gripping and enjoyable none the less. 8/10

Man, RED ROCK WEST rules. See LAST SEDUCTION and KILL ME AGAIN if you haven't.

love it. I can pretty much recite it from beginning to end.