For someone who gets a fuck almost everyday, you sure seem super-keen on sharing every single detail on the internet to show off that you have a 'weird' sex life. Which is what you say yourself, anyway.

Yeah, I posted in a sex thread, about sex. Staying on topic in a thread?... Weird, I know.

If people don't ask, I don't tell, but I am open and honest. THat's just who I am. Nothing to hide.

Sure. Your weird sex observations are still dull and not weird at all. And a mean to show off. Easy. Weird.

they are not dull at all, your sig joke is whats dull. but i know at this point of "interjection with bitchy comment about how boring the poster's post is" you cannot back down, so i will kick back with some popcorn and just BE.

I know I know. They are still dull.

Me too.

are you new to the internet?

New to sex?

this internet seriously creeps me out, wer do you get a proper clean one?

PRC or soon, Oz.

*has romantic, boring, very very Christian, married, missionary sex*

Sup.

christian sex?

wants that, sounds kinky

sorry man, just braggin'. you know how i do.

Interesting fact.. I've only had sex with two girls in my whole life. Like, actual sexual intercourse. Oh, I've had the chance to do more, and I've done other shit with other girls, but it takes a LOT for me to intercourse a girl up.

is that a fantasy? to not intercourse? it could be.

I like Lady Gaga. I'd poke her face.

an attractive girl and myself and a pile of gummi bears.

May I videotape?

I wish I had a giant clit sometimes. Or even just a penis.

but giant clits and penises are supposed to be less sensitive i heard.

I frequently wish I had a pussy to play with.