You cunt.

I can't stand getting back to a steady work tempo after 4 days off.

That's it babe, talk dirty to me. :)

Ugh, nevermind. Anyways how are you today?

that sucks, but after a full vacation of 3 weeks its even harder

Aye, not too bad, sir. Was meant to be going out for a drink last night, but it was called off. I see you're struggling with an essay at the moment - hope you manage to get that sorted w/out too many problems. The weather here is crap!

I got fucked up on Sunday, that was fun. I just want to sleep. I hate crappy weather.

this message board.

try as I might, it just WON'T DIE....

Can't stand those appointments that give you a two-hour window. Like for cable service.

Right now I'm waiting on an insurance inspector to check out my car for hail damage. They gave me the 10-noon window and I'll be damned if they're not gonna push it to 11:59 a.m. Betcha anything. Bastards, don't they know there's a strawberry daquari calling my name for lunchtime!

dickheads who think they are better than me.. yknow the patronising ook down their nose at you just because they have a better haircut than you....

coldplay

turnips (swedes)

cats shitting on my lawn.......
cat owners who let their cats shit on peoples lawns

dog owners who let their dogs shit on pavements and in entrances of houses...namely my own, and lawns....

mushrooms on pizzas

people who wont try something because they presume they wont like it... im talking food!

vegetarians who claim they are vegetarians but still eat fish and chicken!

overpriced bollocks with no goods just packaging

anal itches

musical films and plays

real shitty coffee.. yknow the powdered instant kind with chicory!!!

people who fart on others faces because its funny......

needles and their hyperdermic uses.....

bird shitting on me when im walking around... fuck off and point it upwards you careless winged bastards!!!

gren day and theyre inbred offspring bands

pearl jam and stone temple pilots and their inbred offspring bands with vocalists with real bad nasal probems

arsenal football club

4X4 drivers, jeeps, land rovers, range fucking rovers... etc

smart cars........... they are just pullback toys...not a car!

folk who think ireland is still under the rule of the queen and that we are all potato picking red hair freaks who dance in the middle of the road whist drunkenly beating our wives

kilkenny hurling team

mullets on people over the age of 40 but under 60

people who say hello to you today and ignore you tomorrow... fuck you and your petty pick a friend lifestyle

coldplay

Posts in message board threads that exceed three or four lines.

I mean, what is up with that.

The fuckers at the bus company who aren't organized enough to even call me.

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breath with fragrance of turds.

My haircut I got just now from fucking Super-Shitty-Cuts.

Fuck, I want may hair cut so that I could part to the side before but the lady cut it WAY short and now I look like an inbreed country bumpkin. Fucking hat time.

that font is bitchin'

Things I learned from Will & Grace: It is spelled "daiquiri"

when it drizzles outside and doesn't really rain. i want a storm!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could definitely use a storm around here.

I like our wasteland Alex, no rain. But then again I need a car wash.

Bleh, I'm so sick of the heat!

I don't mind the fact that it doesn't rain, but I am ready for the weather of Autumn.

That I can't wait, for spring in the Fall.

Something else I can't stand:

People who won't speak the fuck up when they are doing something in class. What's that? You have a soft voice? I don't give a shit! Speak up! Be loud. No one cares what you have to volunteer to the class if we have to strain ourselves to hear it.

people telling me i always look pissed off.

i was eating breakfast with some people this morning and i was just sitting there eating my eggs and my one friend goes to julian "dude she looks like she's about to kill you...lilly you always look pissed"

dude, i'm just fucking sitting here eating my breakfast.

this chick looks "pissed"

is it the Palin daughter?

*pissed off, not piss drunk

why are you always so angry L?

i'm not.

no one believes me when i try to explain this. my eyebrows are really close to my eyes and thick and dark and scowly so i guess i look mad.


ew people used to ask me why i was so tall too. i was 5'6" in 5th grade.

i just measured how tall i am and i'm 5'7 now. jesus christ i was basically the same height when i was like 10.

why are you so tall and angry?

Something I can't stand: Cantankerous. She always seems so pissed off.

AAAH DON4T HIT MEEEE THATWAS JUST A JOOOKE

we're replacing you with a new model when they get in.

something i can't stand: SYRfox. he's a twat. and that's not a joke.

You're welcome :)

people who know me who can't spell my name right. two Ls.

is the first L in Llily silent?

members of my family can't even spell it right.

idiots.

i won't start on my middle name. shivonne? no.

that is how it is for most ladies
they get tall in middle school and early high school and everuyone else just passes them on by later and they smell so good.....

sorry got carried away

my friend's daughter's name is lilly and she is a fucking obstinate and whiny 4 year old.

I like the name lilly.

By the way - I don't know myself how to write my third name (or second middle name, whatever you call it, it's not "Aurélien" which is my first name, not "Nicolas" which is my second name, it's not my last name :D). It's "Jocelyn" but my father wrote it quite a medieval way and so I don't know how it should be written properly - it's on my identity card but well. I think it's Josselain