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atsonicpark 06.26.2008 05:25 PM
yeah.

Most of this board does need to get laid. Not gonna name any names here.

I mean, she's good looking but jesus.

Derek 06.26.2008 05:28 PM
Don't mock me in my inability to get laid.

>: [

Rob Instigator 06.26.2008 05:30 PM
I bet jesus had a tight leather cheerio

or was it my office manager? she had that spicy musk? nope? the nutmeg anus? what?

atsonicpark 06.26.2008 05:33 PM
leather Cheerio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

atsonicpark 06.26.2008 05:33 PM
my friend kyle used to always say that's what fucking an ass feels like.. "yeah, like a leather cheerio."

there's a Robe. song called "leather" because of it.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 06.26.2008 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
I feel that I actually AM cantankerous, that she exists in my mind, or that I exist in hers and that due to this I cannot quite figure out the polarity of her, or me, and by virtue of that, end up quite confused, and so I just sit on the couch, take a bong hit, and ponder why that aspect of my personality is such a "prissy little bitch" to quote the threadstarter, or, if the smoke really gets on top of me, I ponder why the aspect of cantankerous' personality that is I is such a smart ass, asshole, know it all.

all I know is that I don't know nothing.

Rob you fucking rule

davenotdead 06.26.2008 05:52 PM
anyone who doesn't dig Connery Bond films is uptight

Lurker 06.26.2008 06:03 PM
I hear that the Malagasy Republic is lovely this time of year. In fact it is anytime of year

Cantankerous 06.26.2008 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
To be fair, the assumption is just coming off of 3-4 posts you made that I read in recent memory, and the aversion to such posts comes from a pre-existing aversion to friends of mine with said habits. I've had a few friends that were total Mary Contraries that would immediately hate anything I said I liked.
youre right about that being totally annoying

FUCKING NEGATIVE NANCIES.

Quote:
Originally Posted by atsonicpark
yeah.

Most of this board does need to get laid. Not gonna name any names here.

I mean, she's good looking but jesus.

you said it.

well i'm off to get straightened out.

Lurker 06.26.2008 06:05 PM
Is that worse than FUCKING POSITIVE PUSSIES?

atsonicpark 06.26.2008 06:07 PM
"i'm a negative pussy
i'm a negative pussy
i'm a negative pussy"

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 06.26.2008 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
yeah.

Most of this board does need to get laid. Not gonna name any names here.

I mean, she's good looking but jesus.

I think I just need to be more productive when I'm not working.

davenotdead 06.26.2008 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cantankerous

well i'm off to get straightened out.


implying sex? :eek:

Lurker 06.26.2008 06:10 PM
Implying A nice holyday in the Malagasy Republic.

Cantankerous 06.26.2008 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by davenotdead
implying sex? :eek:
well actually i don't know if straightened out is the right way to put it because my back is probably going to be crooked

Lurker 06.26.2008 06:11 PM
Supined or prostrated out?

davenotdead 06.26.2008 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
well actually i don't know if straightened out is the right way to put it because my back is probably going to be crooked

facial response to yer statement

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Lurker 06.26.2008 06:17 PM
Did you die?

davenotdead 06.26.2008 06:19 PM
yes

Lurker 06.26.2008 06:20 PM
So daveisdead?

davenotdead 06.26.2008 06:22 PM
fuck. well not if i have to go through the trouble of changing my username... daveisstillnotdead

Lurker 06.26.2008 06:25 PM
So you're staying alive out of laziness?

davenotdead 06.26.2008 06:26 PM
i hope it doesn't lower your opinion of me

Lurker 06.26.2008 06:27 PM
No not at all. I crossed the desert out of laziness. Couldn't be bothered to book the flight.

ZEROpumpkins 06.27.2008 03:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by atsonicpark
so, how bout them colts
so, how bout them clits

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 06.27.2008 12:20 PM
I find them not as hard to find as they seem to be in movies and television.

Actually relatively easy.

!@#$%! 06.27.2008 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
I find them not as hard to find as they seem to be in movies and television.

Actually relatively easy.

your dog doesn't count!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 06.27.2008 01:12 PM
I don't have a dog.

Just because I've never been laid doesn't mean I've never stuck my finger down a girlfriend's pants. I've done that plenty of times.

floatingslowly 06.27.2008 01:13 PM
PROTIP: try taking her pants off first.




(you can thank me later)

!@#$%! 06.27.2008 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead
I don't have a dog.

now we know why she ran away!

✌➬ 06.27.2008 01:16 PM
I hate dogs/gods?

Cantankerous 06.27.2008 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
well actually i don't know if straightened out is the right way to put it because my back is probably going to be crooked
i need a walker or something.
help.

✌➬ 06.27.2008 01:19 PM
I need a walker already, my back already hurts like hell.

greedrex 06.27.2008 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by davenotdead
facial response to yer statement

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give me yr t shirt:eek:

!@#$%! 06.27.2008 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cantankerous
i need a walker or something.
help.

i hope you didnt get your fudge packed in, or you'll need a doughnut cushion to sit on.

Cantankerous 06.27.2008 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ✌➬
I need a walker already, my back already hurts like hell.
yours isn't crooked and carpet-burned!
Quote:
Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i hope you didnt get your fudge packed in, or you'll need a doughnut cushion to sit on.
hahaha don't you have to sit on those if you break your tailbone?

greedrex 06.27.2008 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by floatingslowly
PROTIP: try taking her pants off first.




(you can thank me later)
wahahahahahahaha:p:p

!@#$%! 06.27.2008 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cantankerous
hahaha don't you have to sit on those if you break your tailbone?

they are for people with ass problems, or so i've heard.

 


http://www.painreliever.com/duromed_DMI102.html

Cantankerous 06.27.2008 01:24 PM
i don't have ass problems. how can someone have ass problems when they don't have an ass?

✌➬ 06.27.2008 01:24 PM
Hemorrhoids!!


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