I think there are plenty of good points in the Satanic Bible...

Yeah, there are good points and I agree with a lot of the ideas. I was referring to the rituals more than anything else....

I mean, you can agree with some of the ideas, but the "being a satanist" part is what I think is stupid. I agree with a lot of the ideas of Christianity, but I think being a Christian is pretty dumb too.

My main impression of the book was that he was just trying to start a club to make fun of Christians. Oh, and including some jacking-off onto naked woman-tables....

Staan....lame
..actually..i dont think they are.. but id still like to hear what sy's stance on religion is.
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I know, that was my weak attempt at a joke sorry

In his book Rock Music is Evil: More of my Scaremongering Nonsense (Bollocx and Bullschitte, 2002), 'Doctor' Theodore Shiyte briefly mentions the Youth:

The hard facts, good reader, are laid here as solid proof that this band, the self-styled The Sonic Youths, are evil: They use God's most beautiful gift of guitar to make guttaral noises and ear-bleeding wails that are clearly the recreation of demonic ululation and the cries of tortured souls; the 'fans' at their shows twist and writhe in a modern satanistic, luciferian ritual danse macabre; they are in their 50's yet are still 'Youth', a clear sign of a foul and eldritch pact with SATAN himself, where they are guaranteed longevity in return for their very souls; and as if to demonstrate their true and total depravity, they are so wicked that they even declare that 'Satan is boring'. Yes, they are now far sunk into the pit of depravity that they have come to regard even the putrid plots and maniacal machinations of the evil one somewhat tedious!

I ask you, good reader and God-fearing peasant: what more proof could one require?

wow. that guy obviously has some sand in his vagina. he should really get that shit out before he decides to go and write a book

Let this thread die or I will eat your children. For seriously

no. but i am. do as thou will shall be the whole of the law.

and who can tell me what the highest of all holidays is according to the satanic bible?

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no. no orgies or hedonism for you.

I thought that satanists didn't celebrate holidays, aside from their own birthday? Was that a trick question?

and what's the difference between white and black magic?

no. you got the answer right.

why do the top two points of the symbol of baphomet point up while the remaining three points create an inverted triangle?

Let fire and all hell itshelf rain down upon yr soul

I'm no Satanist, so I'm probably missing the actual point, but I know there's something in the inverted triangle about an attack on the trinity. The whole symbol is supposed to be a denial of God and Heaven (isn't it?), don't know what it has to do with two points going up though.

And I know nothing about any sort of magic....

it's all right here in the satanic bible--which i keep on my desk next to crowley's book of the law.

Habib could you give me some reputation points