hit

tpbm has a hangnail

miss.

person below took a satisfying pee yesterday

miss

tpbm shaves their pubes

hit

person below me has had sex with a dolphin or fantasized about it

hit

tpbm will answer miss.

hit.

the person above me works a desk job.

miss. (sort of. i work at a desk maybe 50% of the time, but not in a corporate way)

tpbm has dyed their hair.

hit

the person below me has eaten a worm before

probably.

tpbm has seens large breasts on tv before

miss.
the person below me has owned a ferret for a pet. Double hit if you have ever fed it marshmellows just to watch it poop.

can you cook FERRETS?

if so please send me an invite to your next barbecue!


speaking of barbecues, i'm wondering what i'll be grilling this weekend (oh yea... 'Merica!)

maybe a fucking salmon. a bear paw. a seal.

um well i could cook ferrets but i don't eat PETS.

haha what? have you done this to your pet ferret?

double hit
the person below me is going/in the process of going back to school

ugh, hit

tpbm has gotten sick from McDonald's

hit. that's why i never eat there.

tpbm has seen SY live more than 10 times.