Cakkkke

When are you going to change/wash your bed sheets? I heard they're pretty dirty.

never.

whats it to ya?

I'm the one asking the questions round here, thank you very much.

Where were you on the night in question?

nunya. nunya business.
HAH!

where do you work? is the building an easy terrorist target?!

Looking after my sick mother.

Would you be willing to take a lie detector test?

i have rights! fuck you!

are you a terrorist?!

No. I failed the exam.

Are you a bit obsessed with terrorists?

yr a terrorist aren't you. get 'im!

is yr mousepad as grossly dirty as mine? *heres a hint, mine is grossly dirty

No.

Don't change the issue. What's that hidden inside your jacket?

um. what jacket? i don't have anything in my jacket. im not wearing a jacket. im not doing anything!

why do you hate america, terrorist!!??

I don't hate America, just Americans.

Do you arrange your records/CD's in alphabetical order?

Yes.

Are you feeling calm?

This interview goes so fast; I'm not calm.

How close are you to a bath tub?

a few meters. maybe seven, maybe six.

what time is it?

EDIT-6:03pm

favorite ninja turtle?

Oops. I don't know, someone else answer.

3 or 4

Which was your favourite Pope?

Bathtub = 2 floors away

Fender or Gibson?

Are you a fan of the Two Ronnies by any chance?

whoa! WWHOA! this has gotten out of control! i want edits, people! edits!!!