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Everyneurotic 10.31.2007 09:08 PM

ohhhh, forgot yes!!! !@#$%! 95% of robin williams' filmography. dude did the birdcage remake/adaptation and that one is very funny, but mostly because of nathan lane and, in a smaller way, hank azaria.

what about this?:

 


i've probably seen like one scene but come on!

SynthethicalY 10.31.2007 09:19 PM

I think any godzilla film falls under this category.

!@#$%! 10.31.2007 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
I think any godzilla film falls under this category.


hey, sucka, wait a minute!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

the original 1954 godzilla RULES. RULES.

SynthethicalY 10.31.2007 09:28 PM

I just never found it any good. I laughed when I saw it, but this was a spanish translation. I was a wee little lad.

Anngella 10.31.2007 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ha ha ha.

hm-- how can i not love her...

let's see..

she plays a most annoying dorketta? yeah! that!




 

BLECH

read that article i posted above! it's wonderful...

some choice quotes:

If Zach Braff is the voice of my generation, can't someone please crush his larynx?

What has Braff's keen ear picked up about the nation's young people? If Garden State is to be believed, they spend their days squinting and staring wistfully while slowly learning that it's OK to feel, and, like, live. When they do speak, yearbook quotes come out. For example: "Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place."

If Garden State is any indication, Braff's weaknesses as a director go beyond narcissism. In the film, he piles on quirky details—a disembodied red gas pump hanging from a car, a guy in a suit of armor, a framed diploma on the ceiling—to keep viewers from scrutinizing his shallow characters and clichéd cultural observations. Thisis the kind of movie the Zuckers would have made if they used gags in the service of drama rather than screwball comedy.


the gold doesn't end there. there's lots more.

Oh well, I guess I'm just not "indie" enough. Suck it.

SynthethicalY 10.31.2007 09:29 PM

I actually liked Garden State as well, but whatever. Suck My Left One !@#$%!.

Anngella 10.31.2007 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
I actually liked Garden State as well, but whatever. Suck My Left One !@#$%!.

And my right one. He'll have quite the mouthful.

Everyneurotic 10.31.2007 09:31 PM

godzilla movies are cheesy as hell, in general.

that's why a blockbuster hollywood, big-explosions action packed version is the more dumb and pointless.

!@#$%! 10.31.2007 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
I actually liked Garden State as well, but whatever. Suck My Left One !@#$%!.


pfttttt-- only if you were kathleen hanna, chimp

SynthethicalY 10.31.2007 09:33 PM

I really hated hollywood, and all things mainstream as a kid. But I still watched them because I did not know any better.

SynthethicalY 10.31.2007 09:33 PM

I am Kathleen Hanna in drag.

!@#$%! 10.31.2007 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella
And my right one. He'll have quite the mouthful.

ha ha ha ha.

you wish. :p

!@#$%! 10.31.2007 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
I am Kathleen Hanna in drag.


plus toe fungus

SynthethicalY 10.31.2007 09:35 PM

I am infatuated with Bikini Kill.

Anngella 10.31.2007 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
I am Kathleen Hanna in drag.

That's the hottest thing I've heard all night. I want pictures.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ha ha ha ha.

you wish. :p

It's actually one of my fantasies when I masturbate.

SynthethicalY 10.31.2007 09:38 PM

I'm a riot.

 

Anngella 10.31.2007 09:41 PM

I could probably watch that .gif for hours.

!@#$%! 10.31.2007 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella
It's actually one of my fantasies when I masturbate.


you might want to keep your fantasies private, lest they turn to nightmares. now this is going to be forever associated in your mind with synth's nasty toe fungus. see what i mean?

Anngella 10.31.2007 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
you might want to keep your fantasies private, lest they turn to nightmares. now this is going to be forever associated in your mind with synth's nasty toe fungus. see what i mean?

..But toe fungus turns me on, too.

And honestly, it's hard to turn me off once I'm already there. I could look at a vagina and then look at some goatse and just ignore the goatse. Is that weird?

SynthethicalY 10.31.2007 09:49 PM

Wow, you are so strange that I am mystified.

Anngella 10.31.2007 09:51 PM

I'll take that as a compliment.

!@#$%! 10.31.2007 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella
..But toe fungus turns me on, too.


synth will be pleased

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anngella
And honestly, it's hard to turn me off once I'm already there. I could look at a vagina and then look at some goatse and just ignore the goatse. Is that weird?


yes. too weird. but anyway, everybody is different.

enjoy the toe fungus!

 


SynthethicalY 10.31.2007 09:54 PM

Angella it was a compliment.

!@#$%! I do not have fungus. Sorry Angella.

!@#$%! 10.31.2007 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
!@#$%! I do not have fungus.


lies.

 

SynthethicalY 10.31.2007 09:59 PM

Read my sig, and enjoy your meal at the end.

Anngella 10.31.2007 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY
!@#$%! I do not have fungus. Sorry Angella.


That's what imagination is for, dear.

jon boy 11.01.2007 10:49 AM

evan almighty is pretty bad.

screamingskull 11.01.2007 10:55 AM

Worst film i have ever seen

 

I walked out of the cinema half way through.

Savage Clone 11.01.2007 11:00 AM

!@#$%!:
I hate you now.

HaydenAsche 11.01.2007 12:11 PM

screamingscull, that's a good one.

nicfit 11.01.2007 01:37 PM

fuckin' ELEKTRA.

Anngella 11.01.2007 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
lies.


 

I thought that was a penis at first, but then I realized (though I'm still not fully sure) that it was toes.

Rob Instigator 11.01.2007 03:41 PM

tell that dumbass to smoke some cockmeat in her damp and musty batcave

Tokolosh 11.01.2007 04:08 PM

 

I had to endure this piece of crap on a 13 hour flight a few years ago.

jon boy 11.01.2007 04:33 PM

evan almighty was also on a flight and i either had that or a baby crying, i listened to that kid for a while just to break the deadlock.

lungfish 11.01.2007 06:46 PM

Bio-Dome
worse movie ever.

ThePits 11.01.2007 07:21 PM

Southpark - The Movie

God that stank

val-holla-ing 11.01.2007 07:27 PM

across the universe

worst movie i've ever seen and will see.

Everyneurotic 11.01.2007 08:19 PM

biodome is fucking hilarious, i love it.

ZEROpumpkins 11.02.2007 02:39 AM

Troy. I fell asleep countless times. And all of the LOTR movies, so fucking boring.


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