my sock has a hole in it. this will never do.

THERE'S NO ONE TO TALK TO ON FACEBOOK CHAT

you need to find me
Kristin Roberts

Fucking rush hour traffic

I've been coughing excessively for the past week or so and I'm not going to a doctor about it because I'm sick of seeing them.

u hav chaucer.

i put it thur.

jsut 4 lols.

"my friend just died of chaucer ;)"

Another classic n'ik thread of course.

my favourite was the one were i pretending in the title there had been a terrorist attack in nyc and thousands were feared dead but when you opened the thread it was just listings of crap i was selling on ebay.

its hard maintaining an aura of such finesse and refined taste but i do my best.

Haha yeah that thread was fantastic. "YOU ASSHOLE! I JUST CHECKED THE NEWS THERE IN A PANIC!"

the unsecure wifi I was getting crapped out. I'm stuck having to go to a coffeehaus for pc_computer interwebz.

thank gawd the phone gets mobile broadband...


HAI GUIS I HERE THAR r PEEPL STARVIGN N AFRICA LOLOLOLOLOL

U Wnt 1? Paypal Me. Wil Post It In Anvelope. It Cums In Burgar Form. No Letuce Includad.

Caps Lock Activate!

Fail

Like Super Mario When He's Not Super Just Mario Dunt Have Shrroom Yit. Larl

the sudden lack of toilet paper in this flat is having a huge impact on my life.

take a page from my amazonian cousins & use tree leaves

o wait, where you live all you have left is evergreens right now.

give it a good brushing, then!

I've used an old shirt that doesn't fit me anymore and I'm about to throw it away. It's so cold outside.

as long as liquid doesn't seep through the cloth you should be fine.

i'm getting a record for djing today, and it's so cold out it will probably warp

I'm about to have anal douche and being a bit depressed about this episode.

Do A Lot Of Good For Some Gwuats, Helpin Em Out! - Anyway I Can!

Think Of The Gwuatailians

my ipod was being a dick so i switched it out for a new one at a local apple store. which i fucking hate because why do i need to fucking make a godamn appointment? what are they, fucking doctors?? curing cancer?? NO! they're just helping out some douche bag hipster with his macbook

the child slaves can't make my shoes fast enough, and my suv's gas mileage is too high.

i get over these problems.

then i go and

do a lot of good for some gwats
helpin em out
anyway i can

ask alteredcourse about "empty" and "full"

Shouldn't he ask atsonic?

I'd have thought you'd have some aloe vera wipes? :P I know someone who uses these, cracks me up everytime.

left one of my pedals on last night, no battery today.

TYPED THE LAST PART OF THIS IN CAPS BY MISTAKE.

the enormous slab of bloody dead animal i consumed today (cow) was subpar

I've eaten too much food, i got a scuff on my aldies, and my cell phone's ringer is broke.




WORST DAY EVER

it has taken me over an hour to pay two online utility bills since my laptop has been banned by the sysOp of this coffeehaus.

to add insult to injury, the loud Moroccan psychedelia is interfering with my automated phone payments as well.

apparently, "purple haze" and "paint it black", in Moroccan, sound just like "no, that is not my credit card number", in Engrish.

I think the 'woman' i'm having cybersex with is boring in bed

The lady at my local shoe repair shop seemed to have no idea how to take care of calf leather.
Also,
the salami i just bought at the farmer's market is so long, it won't fit into my fridge.

My favourite t-shirt has a cigarette hole on it.

hot sluts

everything sux

This.

And hello again bzooty.

'ello 'ello

I hate it when I remember that I have 6 McDonalds hashbrowns leftover from my valuemeal but I already lit up my cigarette UGH (cuts self)

Let's see, there's this new gym opening up in our town called Planet Fitness. IT caters to overweight ppl, and the machines are rigged with sensors and devices that will set off alarms if you are heard grunting, or lifting too much weight. They dont want ppl working out too hard. So the girls that go to gyms are bitching about it on facebook about how its hypocritical and if LA fitness would make machines that set off alarms if you were too FAT they would get sued.

Double standards. etc.

White people problems, really. I ripped on them haha.

the headphone jack of my 80g iPod has a 1 channel short forcing me to downgrade to my 30g.

the 30g only has 5,400 songs on it.

:(