I'm not good in a crowd. I've got skills I can't speak of.

things I've seen will chase me to the grave.

What skills are these? Or can't you say?

If I counted to infinity 1,2,3,4,5 etc and then I counted to infinity only in even numbers 2,4,6,8 etc (in case you didn't know what even numbers were) which list of numbers would be longer?

And if you took a monkey and gave it a keyboard and infinite time, could it type out the complete works of bradders without boring itself half to death.

I'm against animal testing. I've stepped up to people.

In that case if you took bradders and gave him a keyboard and infinite time, how long would it take him to type out the complete philosophy for dummies.

like something people would read or just jibber jabber?

I meant something people would read. He's got the jibber jabber covered already.

well, that title has already been taken!

he'll have to think of another. perhaps "for Koreans".

although I'm not sure how nicely they'll take to it.

I wager a weekend would be enough for a postpartum mother with a bottle of gin to spew Pookie's boredom.

I cannot midwife such foul stuff.

Please, gentlemen, continue with your infinite bullshitting on infinity. Here's the equation:

))<>((

I wage you are the the partum that was posted through yon mother's vagulator and furthermore you doth seem to have an infinitely deep perambulator judging from the playthings you are forever discarding o'er the side of it.

Just watched this in which Marcus Chown explains the multiverse to two "comedians" (actually I quite like Andy Hamilton) and a politician and they have to decide whether his theories are worth keeping.

It's pretty unfunny but fairly interesting.