haha. Which end first?

My first job out of college was in a film dubbing studio. So, we had a single projector but about 36 dubbers, 16/35mm magnetic film players. There were either one or two people in the room.

We had a thing called projectionist syndrome. After spending 12 hour days, for weeks on end by yourself or with someone who has heard all your stories, whenever someone new was in the room, they had their ear talked off. And found it almost impossible to leave.


And, artsygrrl, set a time and place!

duckpin, candle pin, or ten pin?

that's fuckin' hot.

hey, akprodr, that's cool that you were a projectionist. My ex was a projectionist at the Cinema Blue, the slankiest of adult movie theaters in the skankiest of skank cities: Flint, Michigan. Tell you what, he never needed company. His fucking eyes were glued to the screen. When he DID get bored, he would look out his little projectionist's window and watch dudes skinnin' their carrots in the dark. ha. Basturd.
...and akprodr, it's you, me, and the wet sheet tonite! heehee

STARFUCKINGBUCK

My grandma lives in Flint.

She is a saint.

so i guess ur all saying michael moore turns you on.

eww

michael moore getting fem dommed by lydia lunch while kim gordon gives him a golden shower

Lydia Lunch filming knox being caressed by a spastic while she sings one of her depressing songs.
Atsonicpark eating baby elephant arse-jizz.

are those girls about to have to THE SEX??

in a manner of speaking

Is that Davina McCall in the black dress?


EDIT - probably wild, angry Big Brother fans raging at the last eviction (Jeremy didn't deserve being voted out). They're the female version of football hooligans.

four on to one, nice odds if you can get them...

it could be her, she needs to have a few laughs does our davina.

that girl mia from californication punching me in the face before i cum as she did to duchovny in the series pilot

Punch-fucking a hairy, fat man with a vagina instead of a penis.

i guess im more chivalrous than most these days..

Yes.


Also Xena was such a good show and I used to jump off the couch and make the Xena noise and pretend I was Xena and I was so badass.
Also I love cum.

You rule Anngella!

this thread seriously creeps me out....

Ermmm... not so much a sexual fantasy, I just like the idea that Tweety's stuck in there... somewhere.

This gets the loins purring, albeit in a 'get-a-life-you-sad-case' kinda way....

as long as they got nice eyes and a dirty laugh i'll basically do anything.

EW! SEX IS SO CREEEEPY! GET IT AWAYYY EWW

EW! SEX IS SO CREEEEPY! GET IT AWAYYY EWW

Sex ain't kreepy. BUICKS is kreepy!

Well yeah, it's just a fucking primal instinct of making our offsprings. But yeah of course people took it about sexual pleasures and crap like that, sex seems nice(I am virgin and ain't making a fucking drama about that) but yeah i seriously don't want to see what other people ideas of sexual fantasies. Like sticking finger in asses, well yeah own choices I guess.

Of course I can avoid threads like this but seriously some people should keep stuff to themselves.

Ever thought that hearing about people's fantasies is both entertaining and HILARIOUS?

Yes it can be, but sometimes it just goes to things i rather not know :D

Who doesn't want to know about amerikangod's anal fascination or atsonicpark's gagging fetish? You are the only one my friend!

Yeah, that's the ENTIRE POINT OF THIS THREAD, afterall.

does finger in the bum qualify as a fantasy?

Only if its in a Buick

Atsonicpark's fantasies are as interesting as staring at the menacing aura of my own farts. And that is something in itself.

They're not fantasies, they're realities, they happen every time I fuck.. which is nearly every day.

ha pwn3d